IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

My boy 

Evidence that Bucky Barnes is actually a cat.

1. Resting grumpy cat face

2. Swipes at anything that moves.

3. Pushes things off high places because reasons.

4. Doesn't walk, prowls.

5. Perches on the weirdest places.

6. Turns everything into a scratching post

7. Takes up the entire couch when snoozing

8. Gives the slow blink of affection.

9. Snuggles when he finally trusts you.

As well as (cos I've maxed out the GIFs cap):

- Judgmental AF - Unexpectedly protective - Dramatic yowls of frustration - A hybrid of deadly grace and flailing limbs - Master of pleading kitten eyes - Takes a long time to warm up to people - Actually a devoted ball of fluff

Thanks Sam for giving our abandoned cat a home.

Emery Lord, The Start of You and Me

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

I fucking adore this man

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

2020 be like:

children of color deserve better

Everyone of any color

as i was saying, children of color deserve better

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

When you finally get the puppy you always wanted. (via alyssalauren)

THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet