ashandmikachu reblogged
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Selfie of the century
Oh my god
A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG
I already reblogged this like 3 times but I have to again
@ashandmikachu / ashandmikachu.tumblr.com
Selfie of the century
Oh my god
A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG
I already reblogged this like 3 times but I have to again
you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it
me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made
*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵘʰʰʰ knife to my throat
the things i do for u guys
Fuck off Courtney
*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
I’m uglyish but I pull it off
This is still my favourite tweet he’s ever done, esp because he made sure we could all see it was a selfie and it’s the best thing ever.
matty b been 11 for the last 5 years