Casual Conniptions

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

Based on Episode 65 of Welcome to Night Vale and how the faceless old woman said that the moths were chewing though “one of [cecil’s] suits”, we can assume that Cecil has multiple suits. Therefor, Cecil Gershwin Palmer has at least 2 suits. However, knowing Cecil, these are probably not suits we’d consider normal. So, I’d like to propose the following 3 suits as suits owned by Cecil Gershwin Palmer.

First off, this Rainbow Stripe suit. For obvious reasons. Also, the company that makes it is apparently called Tipsy Elves, so,

Then, there’s Red with Shorts:

And finally, Casino Slot Machine.

In conclusion, yeet.

everyone knows there are only two genders, nightvale and desert bluffs

Am I funny yet

women’s march 2019

im so glad LFR is back

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

You understand COMPLETELY

Tahani Al-Jamil being beautiful + flowers

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

im losing my mind

A phone holder made out of cats! Link

people will reblog anything

oh we’ve got a wise guy huh

I know you’re reblogging this off another user but it looks like you just self rbed and are having a go at yourself