absolutely revolutionary fashion idea: crop hazmat suit

this is my vision. this is why i want to become a fashion designer

the mighty nein + final yahoos

[ID: The official portraits of every member of the Mighty Nein, each with bits of text pasted over them.

The first is of Beauregard, with three bits of text which read: "Why is it illegal to steal someone's horse or a parakeet but it's perfectly legal to steal someone's girlfriend?" "What does an owl look like and why?" "How can I walk up a wall? I want to walk up a wall."

The second is of Caduceus, with three bits of text which read: "Will bong water get my plants high?" "Is tea just gay coffee?" "Does anyone know how to purchase and/or make a coffin shaped bed?"

The third is of Caleb, with three bits of text which read: "Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?" "Where do wizards live?" "Apart from the well known book "Ghost Cats: Human Encounters With Feline Spirits" by Dusty Rainbolt, what other evidence is there for the existence of an afterlife for cats?"

The fourth is of Yasha, with three bits of text which read: "You are all asshole" "Why do my eyes change from an emerald green to a steel dark blue before and during a storm?? I've looked but no solution?" "Which restaurants in New York City serve wolf meat?"

The fifth is of Jester, with three bits of text which read: "Is it true if you take a cops badge that there not a cop anymore and your the cop?" "Will the Loch Ness monster get into christian heaven?" "Is watching Air Bud on a portable DVD player in my car too intimate for a first date?"

The sixth is of Fjord, with three bits of text which read: "Does everyone here live in Texas or what?" "How Brits can live in UK which is full of haunted house?" "Eel help! Has he gone crazy?"

The last one is of Nott, with three bits of text which read: "I need a lot of mercury. Probably close to a gallon. How do I do this?" "Shooting a Ghost, do u think it could work?" "Can I hire someone to do vape tricks at my sons birthday party?" End ID.]

Camille’s TOP 15 Niche Animated films that were beautiful or told a potent story to me

1) The Last Unicorn

2) The Prince of Egypt

3) Persepolis

4) Any Studio Ghibli film

5) The Secret of Kells

6) The Thief and the Cobbler

7) A great number of old school soviet fantasy films (Snezhay Koroleva, the Humpbacked Horse)

8) A Monster In Paris

9) Wolf Children

10) The Secret of NIMH

11) The Iron Giant

12) Cats Don’t Dance

13) Loving Vincent

14) Heavy Metal

15) Fantastic Mr Fox

I was at Disneyland yesterday and when I walked into the Princess Fantasy Faire I welled up with tears as I witnessed a magical moment with the newest princess Elena of Avalor speaking in full Spanish to a small princess visiting from Latin America.

Representation matters.

Oooh she’s so pretty 😍

Me: crying at this beautiful magical moment…

Also me: I don’t understand what is being said except zapatos. They are talking about shoes and I’m crying again.

I guess I should’ve translated for the non-Spanish speakers. Elena: “Your shoes are so sparkly! You know my grandmother always says a princess needs something sparkly so everyone knows that you are a princess and look; you have your crown, your dress and your shoes. Everything is so beautiful!”

I’m squealing I love this!!!😭😭💕👏🏾

Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was?

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

this reminds me of that post about blood sucking frogs being more dangerous than vampires

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

reblog for that last bit to save a life

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

18 Nocturnes, H 26. - III. Nocturne In A-Flat Major : Un Poco Allegretto

By Composer John Field

John O’Conor, Pianist

watterson drama (/◕ヮ◕)/

i have a my melody plush that turns into an apple pie from mcdonalds

she did that.

The Caramel Clock. Chocolate chip cookie base, hazelnuts financier sponge, soft caramel crémeux, vanilla salted caramel and light caramel mousse!  by Amaury Guichon 

Door Handle Carnsorepoint

i love this rusty lil robot and his bucket of kittens

@little-brisk

@heyheyrenay

I love this song

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement