i'm dying, squirtle

losing my mind at this

you know what fuck you *shoots your glowing weak point three times with a bow and arrow initiating your second phase*

Poyo

She tried to call Bayonetta but Kirby got to the phone first.

Lady Dimitirescu: Kirby, KIBRY, HONEY, Could you, COULD YOU PUT YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE PLEASE?

Art

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

im going to buy a car today

if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!

drawn 4 my server to explain killua dynamic

Extremely rare 1996 Super Mario RPG plush of Mallow, from Japan.

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