Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

where were they. greta where were they.

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

Shadow of the Erdtree

my dad has been baking pies

My dad continues to bake pies.

Your dad makes affronts to god

having a normal one on etsy today

catholic school teachers grading shit like

A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

I can see this image with my eyes closed

just sharing this for anyone who needs it rn

DYING laughing at these comments 😂😂

modern art