bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it's like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it's like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)

But babe you love being gaslit

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

We’re posting tumblr selfies like it’s 2014!!!

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

I don’t need a vacation when I have this view

that one bitch that doesn't play about being CURSED FOREVER to sleep on a TWIN SIZED MATTRESS in somebody's attic or basement MY WHOOOLE LIFE... never GRADUATING up in SIZE TO ADD ANOTHER and my nightmares will have nightmares every night EVERY NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

the shit your parents do when you move out

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

indie music is beautiful because it empowers so many people from all over the world through the power of music that isnt that good if you didnt already listen to it in high school

they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit