Pretty Fly For A Trans-Guy

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

…minnie is what

Source: @_jessavi

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you are insane

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

Edit: link to tweet

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

congrats guys

actually the existence of NFTs were all worth it just for this image