I had a scientific theory I needed to sketch out.

so claymore

The timing for the TikTok jingle at the end did it for me

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

ITS BACK

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

Continuing the trend of salivating over characters I don't have yet _(:」∠)_

fantastic news for potato fans

Someone please explain this technique to me because I just moved in with my parents and Princess (also a longhair) is not used to being brushed and needs to be

A lot of cats new to brushing will bite the brush if they can't move away from it. The sensation is overstimulating and, in the case of matted fur, can either pull or scratch unseen hotspots or sores caused by matting. Keeping a similar or identical one for them to gnaw on while you work can help them work their frustration with the sensation out, as well as going slow and taking lots of breaks for praise, love, and affection.

Generally, introduce them to the brush slowly and with the right attitude. One cat behaviorist I once followed used to say, "If you're not in the mood to do it, your cat won't be, either." Use positive reinforcement, praise in a soft voice, and treats if possible to very gradually acquaint them with what the brush feels like. Don't try to just brush right away; try pinching a section of hair between your fingers firmly and lightly brushing the ends, so any snags or tugs the cat can barely feel thanks to your fingers holding the strands. That can help acclimate them to having the brush within touching-distance.

If they like to be scratched, distract them with a toy or treat while scratching them like normal, and try sneaking in a few gentle touches from the brush to help them associate the pleasure of scritchies with how nice it can feel to be brushed. I have a long-haired Maine Coon mix that loves her brushies (except around her rear end, which I just have to burrito her and trim with an ultra-quiet cat hair trimmer to save her stress). She first began enjoying brush-time because her favorite place to be scratched is along the side of her cheek and under her chin when she naturally scrubs her head. I just snuck the brush in when she'd start to really get into being pet and scent-marking, and she eventually figured out that it felt really nice to rub her cheek against the bristles. Plenty of patience, positive energy and praise, and consistent repetition in a safe environment were the major keys to getting her happy to see her brush every week/whenever she needs it. Incorporating the brush in with petting/snuggle time can help a lot :)

My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

I’m straight but this gif makes my prostate clench it kinda hurts 

This feels like finding a vintage grenade in a box and pulling the pin

HOUSE M.D. | Season 2 Episode 16: Safe

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

world heritage post

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

That's because this is Silmarillion