Things to do as a customer: from a checkout chick

1. When an item does not scan, do NOT say “That means it’s free!” No bitch. You’re not funny. You’re not original. Sit the fuck down. Who even fucking started this whole idea. 

2. DO NOT just come to my register and just put your items right in front of me when you see I’m busy. I get it. I’m here. Funnily enough, I saw you. I just need to finish writing this hold form. Don’t be fucking rude. Get your ass back in line and wait until I call for the next customer. 

3. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE. It’s common fucking courtesy. You would hate it if you’re talking to someone and they’re too busy being on their fucking phone. Like, seriously. 

4. Don’t assume that I’m stupid. I’ve had customers talk so condescendingly to me, like I’m too retarded for a different job. I’m 18 years old. This is my part time job. I am in law school. I am not stupid. Even if I wasn’t in law school, or if this was my full time job, or even if I was 40 years old, that doesn’t mean I’m stupid. You DO NOT have the right to look down on me (or anyone else) just because I work in retail. 

5. Don’t act like you know how to do my job. I know how to do my job. I know how things work here. You know shit all. If an item doesn’t scan, I need a product code. I cannot just “enter the price”. Fuck off. 

6. If you decide you don’t want something, give it to me. I will put it in the returns basket. Or put it back where you found it. Don’t just leave the item somewhere random. Do. Not. 

7. Don’t get mad at me if we don’t have something that you need urgently. A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Don’t be a disorganised fuck. PLAN. Or find an alternative. 

8. And for fuck’s sake, TAKE OFF YOUR GODDAMN EARPHONES.

i fucking hate law school why do i do this to myself

why the fuck do professors assign shit over the break

50 questions

1: What would you name your future daughter? Eliana 2: Do you miss anyone? Yes 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I’d say thank you. 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? No 5: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Nothing much, uni starts back up next week :( 6: Did you go out or stay in last night? Stay in  7: How late did you stay up last night? Midnight 8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Yes 9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Watching a YouTube video probably 10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? Yes 11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? Yes 12: Have you pretended to like someone? No 13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Yes 14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? Depends 16: Think back five months ago, were you single? No 17: Have you ever cried from being so mad? Yes 18: Hold hands with anyone this week? Yes 19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? No 20: Who did you last see in person? Mum 21: What is the last thing you said out lot? “Stop” 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? Not that I remember 23: Have you ever been to Paris? No 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? No 25: Do you use chap stick? Yes 26: Who did you last share a bed with? My boyfriend 27: Are you listening to music right now? Yes 28: What is something you currently want right now? Makeup. 29: Were your last three kisses from the same person? Yes 30: How is your heart lately? Doing very well 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? Yes, wearing it right now 32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Yesterday 33: What do people call you? Rose 34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Yes 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? Yes 36: What are you listening to right now? Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings 37: What is wrong with you right now? My procrastination 38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? Yes it is :) 39: Do you make wishes at 11:11? No 40: What is on your wrists right now? The sleeves of my hoodie 41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? Taken, very happily so 42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? Cotton On 43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Yes 44: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yes 45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? Yes 46: What were you doing at midnight last night? Probably preparing to go to bed 47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Not really 48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Don’t really mind, depends who the someone else is 49: Have you ever been to New York? No 50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes