Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
The Scarn From Threat Level Midnight *music starts and Michael saunters over to his place* Weeeell my names Michael Scarn and I'm here to say I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way *everyone gets up and joins Michael* [first time] You jump to the right and you shake a hand Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand Meet new friends Tie some yarn And that's how you do the Scarn *people join in on the dancing as they figure it out* [second and third times] You jump to the right and you shake than hand Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand Meet new friends Tie that yarn And that's how you do the Scarn BOOM Packer: "If doing the Scarn is gay, than I'm the biggest queer on earth!" Michael: "you guys, I think I have my self confidence back" *everyone cheers*
You aren’t actually afraid of being left alone in your house, or in the forest; You’re afraid that you AREN’T alone.
Before the invention of the camera, nobody had seen themselves blink.
The most universal aspects of human existence (sexuality, bodily functions, body parts, feelings) are the things we try the hardest to hide from people.
I wonder if teens in future generations will browse our dankest memes and complain that they were born in the wrong decade.
Google should tell you if you’re the first person to ever Google something
I really hope I live until the year 2078, just so i can see the time 12:34, 5/6/78
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
happy birthday vessel
twenty one pilots: Blurryface Live premieres tonight on Palladia at 9/8c! Check your local listings and tune in!
spooky jim christmas gives no fricks
twenty one pilots: Blurryface Live premieres tonight on Palladia at 9/8c! Check your local listings and tune in!
we open our eyes ‘cause we’re told that we must
carpe noctem
unintentional movement.
Dang Josh you poetic rascal
