when im mad  i chew on this john green book

i put too much effort into these

The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

A pet rock is a great pet, until you realized its essentially immortal, and you have damned it to an eternity of watching loved ones die.

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

this is so much more well animated than is called for

i love hanging out with people who are more normal than i am it makes me feel like a fucked up deep sea creature

this is just. this is really honestly

Ngl this would be pretty useful at work

i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

tomorrow when the employees find this freak of nature, they will take photos of him and call animal control. but tonight he is alive in the chicago quiznos by the soda cooler and when he looks up at the counter, there are twice as many sandwiches as usual.

There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company

It’s against park rules to have protests or even political signs but I wish!

I’m not sure how you got “peaceful protest that abides by Disneyland rules” out of this post

glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara

“I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.” - The Crucible, Arthur Miller

"lower upper middle class" oh so you're rich. got it

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.

Just don’t fall.

You’re all forgetting the true ultimate in minecraft architecture, the humble Dirt House, whose benefits include

•Dirt

•Grass sometimes

•Use dirt to block up the door and keep shit out

And here we have in order:

you’re all making me want to play Minecraft again