I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

Alright

I’ve got a war in my mind so i just Blog

reddit just e-mailed me about this

red fucking alert

Re-share if you're a creamless twinkie and need to be filled with cream right the fuck now

I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

he hurt me but it felt like true love

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Oh ok

transparency in politics

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun