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Ask Bo Diddly

@askbodiddly / askbodiddly.tumblr.com

Hey-Howdy-Doo-Dah, everypony! The name's Diddly: Bo Diddly. An' I'm an amateur comedian. Jus' wanna share my fun an' puns with all of ya great folks. Be seein' ya 'round! ;D
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

@everyone

Always always reblog

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pyro42069

I agree always reblog even a small blog like me posting this could save a life so always always reblog no matter what

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dimonds456

You’ve made it this far. You can go further. <3

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Why Don't I Learn?...

I seem to have a terrible habit of pressing my opinions on matters way too hard. Just in the past few months, there's been several instances where I've felt strongly enough about something that didn't sit well with me to speak about it. Though no matter how well-meaning my initial intentions were, I ultimately screw up by: 1) Presenting in a way that comes off as preachy, and 2) Pushing to the point of annoyance. Both of which just end up getting people mad and making myself into the bad guy. In the end, guess I don't really know how to properly handle such emotionally-charged situations. Should learn to quit before I become a nuisance, or (since I can't seem to do that) just leave well enough alone.

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Mod: See this baseball ticket? If you reblog it, your character will be admitted to watch the Baltimare Wits vs. the Baltimare Isthmuses in the advertised game. And when you do, don’t forget to say in the notes what you want him or her to be seen doing from his or her bleacher seat (cheering, eating, sleeping, etc.), as well as which team your character is cheering on (the Wits or the Isthmuses).

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askbodiddly

-Bo Diddly an' Wallace, scarfin' down snacks while wearin' Team Wits cheerin' gear.

(FYI, this post doesn't mean I'm quite ready to continue regular updates yet; just wanted to make sure I'd be a part of this.)

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"Haven't seen a sky-show THIS big since alla that uber-crazy Sombra stuff in the Crystal Empire. Reminds me of a pal who used ta live there. Wonder what she'd think o' THESE fireworks..."

"The Shot Seen 'Round the World": a moment so monumental that ponies are even comin' outta hiatuses ta pay tribute. An' why NOT join the bandwagon? This event is entirely deserving of a traveling fanfare. Since 2012, @ask-king-sombra has offered lovable characters, gut-busting laughs, and strong storyline that always had us waiting for the next installment. Though we never waited long; its mod managed to keep consistent update schedules for over THREE YEARS. All that and more are why this is one of the greatest pony projects to ever grace tumblr. Which makes it bittersweet seeing such a fantastic tale come to a close. Still, we know there's a little bit left to see before the end, and the artist has confirmed a new pony blog to come after the conclusion. That being said, it's incredibly exciting to think of what they have in store for us with the rest of this and future Equestrian endeavors.

Thank you, @ask-wiggles, for the amazing world you've given us. We hope you'll continue to provide quality entertainment for years to come. 

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ewaneneollav

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

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inc4rn4t

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

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adrithegreat

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

And that dress was white and gooold

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ericvilas

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

You think it’s Gooby, but it’s accualy Dolan…

I’m rebloggin’ this post just to keep the song goin’

but the x kit guy begs to differ

judging by the way tumblr resizes pictures

//My house is on fire.

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askbodiddly

Here, watch yet another goat remix from Vine: https://vine.co/v/hndAZunE3Yb

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Uhm, beg yer pardon, but I don’t smoke. ^_^;

….Wait, oh–OHHHHH, that’s what ya–Okay, got it. One good neigh-bor rump-bump, comin’ up! *RUMP-BUMP* …Soooo, now what? Don’t know what ta do next. Feel like I’m at the “BUTT-END” of a joke.

Wallace: …*facewing*

…What? Well anyway, thanks fer the nice card, Miss Sparda! Hope our share o’ friendly affection wasn’t a big ol' "pain-in-th’-butt“.

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RUN RUN WHILE YOU CAN, PUPPET MOD IS STEALING MY ABILITY TO DRAW

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askbodiddly

Hooooo boy, I was not expectin' THAT comin' in; this seriously got outta hoof. I mean by all accounts, that puppet should be IN a hoof! WHO'S PULLIN' THOSE STRINGS, ANYWAY?!?

*sigh* Well, guess we should honor Romancedy-Mod's FINAL REQUEST an' save her precious button. Goodbye, dear maiden; your noble sacrifice shan't be in vain. We shall raise sweet baby-Dollface like she were our own. /)mT

Wallace: *plays "Taps" on a tiny trumpet* 

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1000+ followers contest raffle giveaway thing

Holy crap… never did the thought really even cross my mind that Id get this far… I know I’ve been slacking on the milestone updates but I finally hit 1000 followers. Can’t thank you guys enough for it and all the support I’ve gotten from you. Suppose before I start getting all sappy and whatnot I should mention what you can get. FREE ART! woo

Important(ish) Stuff-

1. Ya gotta be a follower ( will check. New ones are welcome but don’t just leave after this is done)

2. Reblog this post (If you dont want it cluttering up your main blog then you can reblog it to a mod blog. Just make sure to mention what blog it is you follow me)

3. I can do pretty much any MLP species (dragons, gryphons, diamond dogs, etc…)

4. We’ll end this on Feb. 8 so you got a good couple days to enter

Prizes-

1st place (2 winners)- One full body shaded sketch

2nd place (2 winners)- One full body flat colour sketch

3rd place (3 winners)- One coloured sketch

Big thanks to you all again for all the follows, reblogs, likes, all that sorta stuff you’ve done! I really appreciate it.

Kay shuddup Blue…

GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU!!

LAST DAY! You got till 7:00 PM PST to enter this thingy.

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askbodiddly

Wanna submit me boyos ta this here contest! (Still got other posts incomin', but wanted ta take this opportunity before it's missed.)

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Bo Bye-bye

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askbodiddly

…“Last Chance fer Love”, huh? Well, might as well. C'mere, ya Hunka-Hunka Burnin’ Banana. *hugs* An’ don’t be so down, Witsend. I’m real fond o’ them 90’s! Gotta be best 20th Century decade I ever lived! …Well, ONLY 20th Century decade I ever lived. So I’m a li'l biased; is that so wrong in a sitch like this?

(Well, to all ya crazy Wits, from First ta End…be seein’ ya. 😢) 

Soul Wit: Wow. That was bad. And by “bad,” I mean it was good! Or was it so bad, it was good? Either way, I really dig your puns, Diddly dude; you’re a stud stallion! And your little buddy in my fro is duck soup–I-I mean, uh, he rocks! Keep on buckin’ (and duckin’)!

Witsend: You’re badical, Bo! And your Diddlyisms never fail to make us smile! Or make us groan a little–and thanks to this life-changing experience, we probably already have! Either way, at least we’re not sad anymore! By the way, Bo, Soul Wit called, and he said he wants his ascot–!

Soul Wit: He already did the joke, Witsend.

Witsend: Oh.

Firstwit: DIDN’T ANYPONY NOT SEE WHAT SPARKLE WIT DID IN THE LAST POST?! HE’S POSSESSED!

Witsend: No he’s not, Gramps! It was just a harmless, one-shot sight gag; nothing to worry about! Don’t you know anything about movie references?

Firstwit: I know that you latter century Wits are meshuga!

Awww, thanks ya guys. Some folks may call ya a crazy deck-o'-cades, but ta me yer all aces an' kings in spades. ;) Also, Firstwit: I know they're yer brothers, but why're ya callin' 'em "me suga--"

Wallace: *CAAAAAW*

Eh? Wuzzat?

.....Ohhhh, now they're the ones what already done the joke...in their TAGS. *AHEM* Welp, "what goes 'round comes 'round" they say, 'least in some circles. ^^;

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600 FUCKING AMAZING FOLLOWERS!!!

I know I’ve said this like a bazillion times, but… HOLY SHIT!!!

THANK YOU ALL SO DAMN MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH!!! AAHHH!!!

Seriously, you all mean so much to me and it warms my heart that a lot of you are still sticking around. Thank you! :)

Awesome People Featured In The Pic Above:

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askbodiddly

HOO, whatta party THIS was; great beats an' unbeatable fun ta celebrate the band's large followin'! The venue was also open-air, so ya could take yer "horse-drawn" vehicle right up ta the stage an' kick back ta some sick tracks. ...What? Oh no, that ain't MY Mustang. Somepony was nice 'nough let me borrow it, so I could do my best "hood ornament" impression.

As fer Walllace? He was out buyin' earplugs. No, he don't HATE this kinda music; them instruments were jus' too loud fer the sensitive drum-set in 'is ear-holes, an' wanted ta make sure he had fun without riskin' "busted instruments" of 'is own. ^^;

Anyway, thanks fer that invite, guys! Ya rock in ALL the right ways. ^_^  

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Hey, hey you.

Reblog this with a reference if u wanna be in a drawing with glow flirting with u.

I need another OC for this drawing I’m doing, mare or stallion, it doesn’t matter.

Submitted references won’t be counted, you have to reblog with a ref.

Thanks lovelies!

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askbodiddly

Here ya go, Electro; feel free ta "GLOW" crazy. ;P

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Panel 1: Aww….your pretty brave to admit your feelings like that and I admire that ^//^ Although….I can’t be sure in saying my feelings are the same as your feelings…

Panel 2: *kiss* You have a very special place in my heart anyway ^//^

((The response for Wallace’s confession ^^ I’m SO sorry this took so long >w<))

Wallace’s reaction? Basically THAT. X3 (Sorry it took ME so long to respond BACK. ^^;) Anyway, might be time ya move on from this Sweet lady, Wally. ‘Least she let ya down easy. But don’t worry; yer love-life won’t end with Disaster. There’s plenty o’ other ducks in the lake, yknow.

Wallace : … (nods) *mourning dove coo*

((Don’t YOU worry guys, he’ll bounce back wit a smile before too long. After all, he IS a comedian. ;) ))

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Reference sheet for Bo Diddly!

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askbodiddly

First off, lemme post this lovely li'l ref-sheet made for Diddly; this'll be his OFFICIAL "mug-shot" fer any pony what wants a [art] piece of 'im from now on. (Same goes for Wallace; he's basically a normal MLP:FIM-style duck, so draw that dude however ya would do the standard mallard.)

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I'M BAAAAACK~!

Sheesh, sorry it's been so long, guys; lost a lotta my motivation for a while, so didn't feel much like posting. But now my mojo's comin' back, and I feel ready ta start slow an' steady again. Tho might go a little fast outta excitement, but probably not enough to burn me right out again. ^^; Anyway, sorry that LAST burnout had me away at length; understand why a bunch of folks unfollowed while I was gone. But I am once again thankful to the ever faithful, and hope they continue to always support me. ^_^

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[Congratulations to you three! a winner is you!] [The winners have already been contacted via ask]

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askbodiddly

BEE-TEE-DUWBZ; this is what that last post was 'bout. Jus' EHF-WHY-IYE.

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