Shae continued to shove bites of her sandwich into her mouth as she continued pondering what the hell was going on. She was probably in for a long month. She had no idea how this guy was when it came to living. What if he sleep walked? What if he ate all her food? What if he...

Shae couldn't help but laugh, which was the first time ago day that she actually smiled. "I'll hold you to that." She told him with a smirk, wrapping up the little that was left of her sandwich. She debated getting another one to go as she listened to his offer for separate rooms. "Don't worry about separate rooms. It's a waste of money. It's not like we gotta share a bed." She told him, sipping her sweet tea. "But would you mind if we stopped at a liquor store? I just want to grab a pack of beer before we head back. I feel like we both need one after today... And I do mean one." She said with a light hint of joking in her tone. Although it wasn't like they could have another drunken fuck up. What would happen? They get married again?

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too risky man

this just makes me laugh so hard

is this Ace Attorney

This is Ace Attorney

GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER

No mom,I havent got any freinds

TRUTH

Literally me when trying to stat a conversation

da truth

they may not have exactly the same interests, but you reached out and chances are, they’re not gonna leave you in the dust for it

AMEN THIS POST PISSES ME OFF NOT EVERY GIRL BUT YOU IS A GENERIC COPY

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Berrick gasped and then moaned when he felt Shae’s fingers reaching down and then getting inside his shorts, holding down his sex and starting to stroke it. She was really good at that, and it was easy for her to make him all hot, especially with all that teasing. “You really like my cock, Shae…” He said, rubbing his fingers over her sex. “You’re getting wetter, you know?”

Shae moaned as his finger chuckled around her clitoris. It felt a little rough, but she was used to that with Berrick by now. She grinned and tightened her grasp on his bulge, reaching up to suck on his clavicle, running her soft tongue across his smooth skin. “You been working out, kid? It shows.”

He chuckled at her question, but he couldn’t deny that it was a pretty interesting one. “Yeah, I’ve been working out lately… You like it?” He asked her, letting out a little moan whe she grasped his bulge, making his finger move faster on her clitoris in response.

Shae grinned, shivering a little as his rough fingers traced her sex. “Yeah, that usually tends to be the case with you. That bulge just has a way with me..” she told him, kissing down his chest and nipping at it lightly with her teeth, looking up at him when he pointed out how often they had been fooling around. “Yeah, we have. We’re kind of becoming pros at it.” she said with a chuckle before stopping in between his pecs and raising an eyebrow. “Is it weirding you out or something?”

"It doesn’t weird me out at all. Don’t even worry about that." He said, his fingers moving insider her panties, feeling how wet she was. He felt her nipping gently and his chest, and he shivered, loving it. "And don’t worry, I think it’s pretty hot when you get this wet…" Berrick told her with a whisper, his middle finger reaching her clitoris and making circular motions. "You like that?"

"Maybe I was just being friendly. You just seemed like you needed some loving and I’m such a generous person." Shae winked, stopping in her tracks and turning to face him.

"I’m glad you’re generous, then. And yeah, I’m always up for some loving." Berrick said to her with a smie and a light chuckle afterwards.

Shae grinned wrapping her and and legs around Berrick and kissing his nose. "Carry me out, slave." She teased.

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