affirmations for when you have to send emails

released

This is just someone giving their cat a bath

Taipei 101 is THE MOST EVIL building on the planet

Look at this fucking Judge Dredd-level shit, god damn.

This is where the final boss is

it has a gigantic counterweight towards the top to reduce swaying, which is kind of necessary for any very tall building, but its out in public view and painted gold and you can see it like, swinging around

#this whips ass youre all just weak

Is it brilliant architecture? Yes. Is it glaringly obvious that this is a supervillain aesthetic? Also yes.

A Thread of Jinyoung in White Shirt

This post is to give @prettywordsyouleft a piece of Jinyoung's mind. Feel free to add more!

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

ohhhhhh my god

Local Dumb Gal Bamboozled By Glass Window

my father just made his first meme I’m so proud of him

“… filthy hobbitses…”

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

Dear god

I AM SO SORRY

I was eating while reading this post, I nearly choked.

I NEVER WANT PEOPLE TO CRITICIZE EROTICA IN FANFIC AGAIN

“My fingers found both vineyards”

SOMEONE MUST STOP THIS MANS SINFUL HANDS FROM CREATING FURTHER HORROR LIKE THIS

WHAT. The. Fuck.

“WHY DOES THIS EXIST”

europeans: *throws bananas at black athletes and politicians in their countries*

europeans: you americans are so obsessed with race… so strange….

Britain: *harasses the fuck out prince harry’s gf meghan markle for being a biracial black woman despite being white passing*

Britain: right? I don’t get this whole “race” thing Americans got going on

Europeans: pissed off about immigration in their countries

Europeans: *colonized the whole FUCKING world*

Australians: *supports the ‘stop the boats campaign’. let’s one nation back in. closed refugee detention centres and displaced the people*

Australians: we’re so tolerant and multicultural. idk y america has such an issue with race.

Canadians: *experience a rise in hate crimes against Muslim Canadians. Forced indigenous peoples off their land and into the horrific residential school system. Has a higher incarceration rate for poc than white people.*

Canadians: we’re way better and more tolerant up here than America. Why can’t they just learn from us.

Some creative anime fansubs 

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.