What excellent boiled potatoes

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

clap if you know the dread

When I catch you in my visual field

doing what can be described as as "edging my phone" as i take it from the charger at 10% and putting it back on charge when it gets to 3%

but why tho?

im a little fucked up like that ...

Can we go back to when horror movies were called "satellite of blood" or "theatre of blood" or "palace of the damned" and "the screaming never ends" cause like now we keep getting these one word title horror movies like Hereditary and Relic and Censor and it's like this doesn't tell me anything about the level of blood, screaming, or whether everyone in it is damned

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

there was nothing wrong w patrick bateman he just had an ear infection. we’ve all been there. #girl

patrick bateman showed serious “tummy hurting” behaviour throughout that movie

i for one LOVE that catholicism has become a completely decontextualized aesthetic online. yes it IS just gold and pretty stained glass and sexy sexy men wearing those sexy sexy collars. let it fall let it crumble away let the church that ruled the world for a millennia be crushed under the weight of a thousand pintrest boards 

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

beatles fans are like "rock music would not exist without them!! 😤" then play you a song that the wiggles couldve come up with

Helter skelter

Happiness is a warm gun

Revolution

Because

Blue Jay way

Norwegian wood

Dr. Robert

7 great songs by the Wiggles

wasting the hours 8am-12pm: a philosopher’s morning. wisely savors the ephemeral relaxation of the long day’s beginning. wise men take note and follow suit.

wasting the hours 12pm-4pm: the psychopath’s deed. no true means of redemption, but the barest start is 50 lashes self-flagellated. guarantees both failure in this life and damnation in the next.

if i was in american prairies in the 1930s i would've stopped it

i would've eaten all the dust

it was already in a bowl and everything

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