Peeps be Trippin'

- Thor and his magic patu: notes on a very Māori Marvel movie

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

this picture will be in the textbooks

I need answers

With God all things are possible

We are all npcs and he is the player character. The world is his sandbox

haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

how come french doesnt have a word for lime “green lemon” nice job idiots

They don’t have a word for 80 did you expect them to do better with fruit?

excuse me id like to buy four twenties of green lemons

when youre leaening the weed lingo second hand

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project intobone of your past lives

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

I’d just like to say, this is the kind of shit I’ve been expecting since Bitcoin first emerged.

Pseudo-Banking/Pseudo-Stock exchange with NO oversight, NO controls, and NO regulations.

So, this “Not A Bank” crypto exchange holds roughly $190 Million in various Cryptocurrencies.

It’s in ‘cold storage’ which seems to mean in a block-chain wallet.

The head of the exchange dies.  He’s the ONLY guy who has the password.  There is no redundancy or backup plan.  There is no-one to appeal to.  There is no one for the BANK sorry Not-A-Bank to appeal to.

Crypto, such a GREAT idea…

I gotta double check it but

Allow me to press F on the world’s smallest keyboard for these aching souls who are responsible for tripling the price of graphics cards and who at one point were consuming more electricity than all of Ireland in their chase of the least stable investment in history, instead of just getting a normal fucking job like they tell everyone else to do.

I’m reblogging purely for an excellent reaction image.

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.