lmao i can’t believe this wolfbat motherfucker actually survived to the finale

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

oh

so on one hand we have a Muslim father who is apologizing for the crimes of his son against LGBT people and saying how his son’s actions were motivated by hatred and wants to “apologize for the entire thing.”

And on the other hand we have the white Stanford rapist’s dad who is telling the world to feel bad for his son because he just wanted 20 minutes of action and now he can’t eat steak like he used to. 

….but tell me again you racist pieces of shit about how it’s Islam that’s the anti-feminist, misogynistic religion.

Questing in Oblivion vs Questing in Skyrim

Oblivion: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to find the suspects, let them try to seduce you, and catch them in the act. Skyrim: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to go into this dungeon full of Draugr and kill them.

Oblivion: These ghosts are haunting my ship. Here’s a silver sword. Can you kill them for me? Skyrim: These ghosts are haunting my ship. Here’s the location of a dungeon full of Draugr. Go and find an item from there to help me drive them away.

Oblivion: Climb into the well out back and fetch me a ring that sunk to the bottom. JOKES ON YOU! That ring is going to make you drown. Skyrim: A bandit stole my ring, man. Can you go into this dungeon and get it back for me? Oh, and watch out for the Draugr.

Oblivion: Guess what? You’re trapped on an island where hunters hunt people for fun, and you’re the prey. Have fun! Skyrim: Some guy is running a game on an island where people hunt other people for fun. Word has it he’s in a dungeon nearby looking for treasure to fund his game. Go and kill him. What? You want to see this game for yourself? Nonsense, the dungeon will be far more convenient. Off you go. Try not to trip over any Draugr.

No, your cat is not tricking you or setting a trap for you. You’re just misreading what she’s trying to communicate.

Basically, there are two ways that cats bond with their colonymates (and if you own a cat, you count as a colonymate): grooming, and play. Grooming is self-explanatory; play mostly means means wrestling, because cats are hardcore like that.

A cat who wishes to engage in bonding - whether grooming or play - is going to do one of two things: either she’s going to initiate bonding, or she’s going to solicit bonding. A cat who wants to initiate bonding will just walk up and start licking or wrestling with with you; conversely, a cat who wants to solicit bonding will indicate, in some fashion, that she wants you to be the one to start grooming or playing with her.

Now, here’s the trick: because play for a cat typically means play-fighting, one of the most common ways for a cat to solicit play is to deliberately adopt a vulnerable position, thereby communicating that her prospective partner should mock-attack her in order to begin a wrestling match.

Sound familiar?

Basically, if your cat rolls over onto her back and looks at you really expectantly, like she’s anticipating some action on your part, and you go in for a belly rub and get your hand shredded, it’s not a kitty prank. Rather, you misinterpreted a solicitation for play as a solicitation for grooming.

You’ll save yourself a lot of blood loss if you learn to tell the difference!

(It’s possible to teach a cat how to roughhouse with a human partner without causing injury, but it takes work. If you aren’t able to put in that kind of training time, it’s usually best to redirect to a different form of play when you recognise that your cat is trying to get a wrestling match going; a game of chase is a popular alternative.)

so… how do u kno… if they just wanna be groomed rather then fcuk me up?

It varies from cat to cat - not all humans speak exactly the same language, why should all cats? - but in general:

holy shit thank you

oh my god

i’m gonna do it

i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire

KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR

YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS

THEY’RE BRO BEARS

KAT NO

KAT NO OOO. NO

i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book

In conclusion:

a lil alphys on drawpile :y

Somebody did a Dat Boi cosplay. When they were walking down the main corridor people from either side of the hall and the balconies saw him and started screaming “OH SHIT” “ITS DAT BOI” “OH SHIT WHADDUP” and it was the best echo I’ve ever heard

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (鋼の錬金術師) by 零＠SAN値不足

their married flirting is what gets me tho, like they’ve been married 5000 years, ruby says “have i seen you somewhere before” stop that

Undyne by yulpen

Spoilt.

((very loud excitement!!!))

the worst thing about “offer your heart to the King & to humanity” is that it doesn’t include Erwin Smith. 

Offer your heart to the king, humanity & Erwin Smith.

because Erwin Smith is the king of our hearts and we’re the humanity. 

good, look the trash is talking. 

good.

reblog for noises

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)