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As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
This isen’t a post, this is an experience
White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
Nope. I’m a woman, they’re both awful. Neither deserve to be president. :|
being president isn’t a special award you get by being a wonderful person who’s never done anything wrong. being president is a job two people are trying to be hired for. one of them is the endorsed candidate of literally actual nazis, and the KKK, and vladmir putin, and will gain access to nuclear weapons if appointed president. his running mate is very open about wanting to roll back rights for women to turn of the last century or earlier. he himself has failed at every single business venture he’s managed and has been sued repeatedly for sexual assault. he’s being sued again this month for raping a thirteen year old.
the other candidate is a successful politician, who’s got a proven track record of voting very progressively for the times she’s been in office, who openly regrets many of her earlier and more racist positions and statements, and who is working to make amends. she’s lied significantly less than most of her peers. she listens to her constituency way more. she’s almost exactly as progressive as bernie sanders, and has gotten a lot more done than him too, while being a woman under constant investigation for corruption and wrong-doing, neither of which was ever found.
if they’re both awful, clinton is awful like a stubbed toe and trump is awful like disembowelment. and one of them is going to be president. suck it the fuck up.
holy shit this. “well i heard hillary is super corrupt” who did you hear it from? “idk i’ve just heard it a lot” was it fox news? “idk just… around” it was fox news wasn’t it. “maybe…”
My take on a galaxy eye courtesy of @urbandecaycosmetics electric, Naked 3, & moondust palettes 😍😍 Used: #urban, #jilted, & #chaos from the #Electric palette #galaxy & #specter from the #moondust palette #limit & #strange from the #naked3 palette
When the apocalypse comes, I will be prepared to make a new disguise every day. #makeup @ultabeauty @smashboxcosmetics @urbandecaycosmetics @stilacosmetics @benefitcosmetics @anastasiabeverlyhills @ecotools @lauragellerbeauty @tartecosmetics @nyxcosmetics @itcosmetics @jergensus @realtechniques @loraccosmetics @burtsbeesus #cosmetics #collection #ultabeauty #palettejunkie #addiction
Don't have to tell me twice to eat it today 🍩🍩🍰🍰 (at Gluten Free Cutie)
Had a couple requests to swatch the @urbandecaycosmetics #moondustpalette. The picture of the palette is a tad overexposed, the upper right corner is more pink than white. The arm swatch is true to color though! The moondust palette is $49 at @ultabeauty and all UD is 5x the points! #urbandecaycosmetics #moondustpalette #ultabeauty
My makeup for the wedding! #anastasiabeverlyhills #urbandecay #benefitcosmetics #tartecosmetics @ultabeauty (at Two Sisters Mountain Escape, LLC)
Clearly this is the real reason we drove up to Charlotte for the weekend. #amelies (at Amelie's French Bakery)
Makeup appreciation day for #tartecosmetics -- see the difference between the left and the right? That is my tarte CC under eye correcting cream finished with tarte tinted finishing powder in light. It literally makes my dark circles disappear. I use it as my all over concealer. It's magical. #tarte
Here's my #makeuptransformation that I've been meaning to do and I know I'm late to the trend! I'm comfortable in my own skin. I don't wear makeup to impress anyone. I have flaws just like everyone. I do it because I like it. Makeup is my version of art (that's why they call professionals makeup artists) so all you people out there who are making and sharing memes that say a woman wearing makeup is lying about what they really look like can back off. Nobody is lying here -- just doing art and not giving a shit what you think about it! #makeup #tarte #benefit #urbandecay #itcosmetics
My eyes for work tonight from the @urbandecaycosmetics #electric palette, + glitter liner & mascara ❤
New hair!!!!
GUYS I WAS LITERALLY AT THIS SPEECH, I WATCHED HIM SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS WITH MY NAKED TWO EYEBALLS HOLY HELL
Obama has depleted his internal reserve of fucks. We are currently running at a fuck deficit.
HELL yes
Feeling a really lonely today, all of my friends from college essentially had a reunion at a wedding that I thought I would be invited to but wasn't. I miss my college days and wish I could go back. Maybe I would be change my inability to keep up with people enough for them to still see me as a friend also. Just glad today is over and I only have one more day of feeling lonely before I go to work so that I have something to distract me for 8 hours a day for the next 5 days.
Honestly, #feeltheBern is the most cringe-worthy political slogan I’ve ever been forced to witness.
