Egyptian blue

You’ll eat less than you desire and more than you deserve. THE MENU (2022)

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

i’m such a “no no, it’s okay” person.

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy” 

me after lunch:

places to sit

Is that what he calls you?

No 😌

#The internet for the last few days