Cold Blooded

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

covalent bonds

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

Friend goals

i love

We’ve heard so much about this… romance on set. This bromance, if you will.

I don’t care about marvel shit but what the FUCK is going on with spider twink and brokeback mountain what fucking reality is this

“spider twink” and “brokeback mountain” OMFG

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

im going to fucking die

I unironically love every second

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

When you’re out & about & you see another person in their RX7.

omfg casey frey

Cuddle buddy blep

I heard a cardboard noise and turned around to find this

fashion

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

she acquires a star every time she destroys 100000 men’s fragile masculinity

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That’s such a hauntingly beautiful sound.

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

sometime’s i forget how ugly family guy’s style is and then they draw other animated characters

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this scene’s punchline is that Elmer shoots his gun at Bugs and in a twist Bugs dies gruesomely from it in typical Adult Comedy Genius™