The Jaded ex-Fanboy

That hesitation is enough to tell Judas Smokescreen's tolerance is, if not terrible, then not fantastic either. But he's also well aware of the mech's bravado.

"Cool. Gets a bit much for me, between the noise and the crowds and all that, so we might have to tap out for a bit sometimes if that's alright?" A bold-faced lie but nobody needs to know that. "SO! What kinda music are you looking to get a live look at?"

"Hah, it's fine. I suppose I can support you in those scenarios." Maybe he'll need it for himself, after all. It sounds a bit intense from that description...

Still, he perks up at the question. "I was curious about some of your preferred bands. Like-- you like uh-- Deathkock, right?"

"I can't say I have. With the war going on, concerts were not much of an option-- but noise? I'm..."

Really, he's not very good with lots of noises, it can truthfully get overwhelming. But, surely, if he just turns down his audio receptors, it should be fine?

"It's about average, I suppose. Shouldn't be a problem."

no  indeed !     though there is no longer an  optimus  prime  to believe in,  is there?     there is nothing but the twist,  the drag,  the hiss & claw of  invidimus  prime.

you'll inevitably fall to it too,  & that will be  far  from a disappointment.

Optimus, Invidimus, either way, it was disappointing to the Elite Guardsmech who once was so excited to work alongside Prime.

If nothing else, it's motivation to avoid such corruption, to succeed where his once-idol failed. Good luck seeing him get corrupted, Invidimus.

what  a  dedicated  soldier.     invidimus prime can rely on at least ... one ... even if he does not choose to truly align with either faction.     playing  the  field  is much more fun,  after all,  when they shall all succumb to the same thing in the end.

It's less dedication, and more stubbornness, Prime. Even if he doesn't truly believe in you now, changing now would be hypocritical, wouldn't it?

Whatever you think he's going to succumb to, he will be sure to disappoint you.

Exactly. Theft adds much-needed spice to any relationship.

Also, it is a great way to get things you need.

@shatterscreen inquired:

Starscream. Are you alive- awake? I am going to kidnap you. Is that acceptable?

::Yes Smokescreen I'm awake. Is there anything you need?:: He couldn't help but let out a soft laugh. You know, asking me politely if you're allowed to take me against my will goes against the whole 'kidnapping' ordeal. I am free however if that's what you meant by 'kidnap'? Unless there is something I'm missing?::

::Yes. You are going to come with me to these coordinates on Earth. I need you to observe the location and wildlife at this location with me, and in fact, it is very vital you observe everything there.::

::... And it’s kidnapping because I said it is. what kind of situation would have an Autobot and Decepticon hanging out except a kidnapping?::

The coordinates lead to a field, a bit away from Earth, where the flowers all seem to be blooming at once, from the different yellow and purple flowers on the ground level to small pink flowers in the trees.

@shatterscreen

!!!

"You brought me flowers!" Judas snatches the bouquet up. It's the exact kind of green he likes. "That's real sweet. C'mere," he says, trying to climb up onto Smokescreen's hand.

codenamejudas​:

While the greasyness is recognizable, he still sticks out his glossa after tasting hair. While it’s the best organic matter he’s tasted, it’s still gross-tasting organic matter, only improved by being attached to someone he likes a lot.

If Judas pays attention, Smokescreen’s doorwings flutter as he leans to kiss him, Smokescreen bringing a free digit over to pat Judas’ head, maybe fluff his hair up a bit.

“I have grown fond of sunflowers on Earth, as well as my dear Titan arum, but on Cybertron, geode flowers used to grow. The flowers were always a beautiful rainbow mix, I think due to the oil they secreted? Their fruits were much like geodes- tough on the outside, but a potpourri of flavors inside. They haven’t grown since the planet ceased to live, and I doubt I will ever see one again, however.”

@shatterscreen

!!!

"You brought me flowers!" Judas snatches the bouquet up. It's the exact kind of green he likes. "That's real sweet. C'mere," he says, trying to climb up onto Smokescreen's hand.

“Of course! I had grown them with my mastery of gardening, so I am sure you will enjoy them.”

Smokescreen lowers his hand, letting Judas get comfy before leaning down to give a quick peck on the helm, sticking his glossa out afterwards. Ah, that was hair, wasn’t it?

sgmegatronasks​:

“Good. My terms are set. As for you, you can ask for anything you want. But it doesn’t matter, you will lose.” Smokescreen smirks, perhaps overconfident, for once.

“Yes. Chess. Play chess with me. And if I win, I get to take over the Decepticons for a day. That seems fair, doesn’t it?”

@shatterscreen (x)

Hold up. I thought we were bargaining. Now you’re demanding I do what you want and threatening my life for it? This bargain sucks, I’m out.

Wait, no, no-- I won’t threaten you again! ... Please. Please get me the video game and I will give you tomatoes. And berries. You like berries, don’t you?