i have absolutely no idea who is still around bc it’s been a literal 4 years but i’m trying to run around over here again!
❝ A shame it may not be enough. ❞ Amazing Spider-Man #289 (June, 1987) Written by Peter David Art by Alan Kupperberg & Tom Morgan
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«Seriously. Why haven’t you called the avengers? Or are you stalling me?»
A good magician never reveals his tricks.
Oh, would I be though!
Miss me, miss me, now you gotta ---- uh, scratch that. Stop blasting me!
Makes you seem a little pudgy…
Yeah, well... You're me! You just insulted yourself.
Oh, I dunno. If people want pictures of Adam Levine for their phones, then anything’s totally possible! [She grins and winks, completely serious.] There’s a niche for, like, everything! Even skunks!
Adam Lewho? Wait, nevermind. [ He waves a dismissive hand. ] Skunks? Really? I mean, I can see it if you're that one skunk from Looney Tunes but--
No way, you’re the real one? The Superior Spider-Man? Can’t believe I got to meet you dude.
The Superior-- what? No! Amazing. The Amazing Spider-Man. Uh-may-zeeng.
“Are we going to have a discussion about spiders versus bats?”
“Because I’ll need some snacks.”
"And, correct me if I'm wrong, but you'll probably need to set that bone. Just a guess."
That’s true. That’s absolutely true. And I guess there’s no law saying you can’t have spider-powers and a power ring. I mean, if the ring were to choose you.”
The ring's sentient?
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« But, on another note, a question has been ringing in my ears ever since we started talking.»
I know, I know. How do I look so good in these tights? The answer's simple, really: web-swinging!
"You’ve probably got a better chance of getting there than I do. So when you get the chance, and I know you will,take some pictures for me, ok?"
"Uh, sure, I'll try. Though I won't really be surprised if there's a big sign that says: No Flash Photography."