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nice bird, asshole

@reesl / reesl.tumblr.com

my name is lucy! I'm from tasmaniaI like sailing, video games, sport, books, anime and movies I mostly like most things and I never shut up about any of it ☆☆☆☆
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earth-dad
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neutraldankhotel

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

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neutraldankhotel

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

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australiansanta

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

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lacett
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fozzie

we are not running a naruto themed bed & breakfast

the shippud inn

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it-a

y'all cant do me like this

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hey. it me. ready 2 shove some olympic rings up my ass citius altius fortius, binch

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arthurmorgans
me: oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit
you: remember! you. are. valid.
me: what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up
you: you're valid and I love you
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