Taylor performing at the Reputation Stadium Tour in Miami, Florida - August 18, 2018.

Let’s be friends, I’m dying to see how this one ends..

• if by some chance you managed to save up a lot, you’re still only allowed to come to this show alone, we don’t have enough seats anyways
• thanks for working 80 hour weeks for us! we love you <3
• we love having plain noodles and gallons of tap water for dinner for months on end too!!! #relatable!!! 

• sell all of your clothes!!! it’s what we released the RFI music video for anyways :) you just need to come in a bodysuit. we got you! don’t worry
• don’t worry about nutrition either sweeties just eat ramen… forever!!!
• hahaha neglect all your bills to come see our girl up CLOSE! once in a lifetime opportunity. live in the NOW! taylor swift NOW is also available so if you have any extra money (we know you do!) spend it on that too

• you’re gonna have to work DURING the concert to make this one up but it’s alright :) enjoy the show in spirit and thanks for your purchase
• at this point just dumpster dive for your dinner it’s fine :)
• sell your car sweetie you don’t need it just walk, join us for our i <3 walking twitter party at 7/8 EST 

• dinner who? only eat a couple times a week in order to save up for this. trust us, it’s gonna be woOoOrth it!!!
• just… sell your house dude, taylor has like five. don’t worry, as her managers, we decided this was enough to house you in spirit.
• sell your family’s belongings too. they won’t miss ‘em. sorry mom!!! xD

• taylor swift can wear gucci so we’re assuming all of you can too 
• we’re not responsible if you haven’t eaten in a few months sorry
• can’t afford this? 300 people can.

• if by some chance you managed to save up a lot, you’re still only allowed to come to this show alone, we don’t have enough seats anyways
• thanks for working 80 hour weeks for us! we love you <3
• we love having plain noodles and gallons of tap water for dinner for months on end too!!! #relatable!!! 

• sell all of your clothes!!! it’s what we released the RFI music video for anyways :) you just need to come in a bodysuit. we got you! don’t worry
• don’t worry about nutrition either sweeties just eat ramen… forever!!!
• hahaha neglect all your bills to come see our girl up CLOSE! once in a lifetime opportunity. live in the NOW! taylor swift NOW is also available so if you have any extra money (we know you do!) spend it on that too

• you’re gonna have to work DURING the concert to make this one up but it’s alright :) enjoy the show in spirit and thanks for your purchase
• at this point just dumpster dive for your dinner it’s fine :)
• sell your car sweetie you don’t need it just walk, join us for our i <3 walking twitter party at 7/8 EST 

• dinner who? only eat a couple times a week in order to save up for this. trust us, it’s gonna be woOoOrth it!!!
• just… sell your house dude, taylor has like five. don’t worry, as her managers, we decided this was enough to house you in spirit.
• sell your family’s belongings too. they won’t miss ‘em. sorry mom!!! xD

• taylor swift can wear gucci so we’re assuming all of you can too 
• we’re not responsible if you haven’t eaten in a few months sorry
• can’t afford this? 300 people can.