Oh sweet i can get ROCKS and STICKS in my shawarma

Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different

I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood

Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????

CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW

Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

I’m crying this is my new fav scene

Not Karl..