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Handsome Jackass

@king-hyperion / king-hyperion.tumblr.com

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FOR YOU~

Since you decided to run your mouth on Tumblr, I figured I'd give my input on the situation:

First of all, who the hell do you think you are you to air my relationship's personal details all over social media?

You don't have that right. You're not me, you're not my spouse, so stay the fuck out of my business.

But since you wanted to take it there, HERE WE GO!

Yeah, I may have not been the best person for my spouse in the beginning, I've made mistakes, & I've fucked up. I'm human. But UNLIKE you, I have the mental capacity to grow as a human being. I'm not who I was even ONE year ago, let alone nearly 3.

Since then, we've BOTH learned things about each other, & helped each other to become better.

Where we are now is nowhere close to where we used to be, & we're happy, something you also wouldn't understand since you apparently THRIVE off of misery.

Consider this: I'm not the one allowing my partner to CUT INTO MY BODY!!! But hey I don't "understand" your relationship right???

Last I checked, cutting into someone's body, is considered assault.

But what the fuck do I know since you think I'm just a moron anyway.

Secondly, get the hell off your high horse, you wanna preach all this bullshit like you'd never let anyone cheat on you, blah blah blah. YOU LITERALLY ARE DATING SOMEONE WHO IS CURRENTLY CHEATING ON YOU WITH HALF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET!!! ONE OF THOSE PARTNERS, BEING A NINETEEN YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I've seen the pics. Your "partner" literally posts all these pictures of themselves naked, etc for the WHOLE world to see, all for the cheap thrill of being wanted. Do those that are close to you also know she cuts herself for them too? (& Would it kill her to clean the bathroom first? I've seen subways look cleaner.)

So please, tell me again how/where I've been disloyal.

Not to mention, I STILL have screenshots from when they BLAMED YOU for fucking other people due to your lack of sexual commitment with your current "partner".

Would you like me to post those as well?

I also love how in your post you CONVENIENTLY left out the fact that you had been using us as a resource, got mad at US for DEFENDING YOU FROM YOUR OWN "PARTNER", & THAT'S why we stopped talking, but no no, keep making it out like you're Mother Theresa.

Did I mention how you've literally manipulated both me & my spouse for years?

How you went behind BOTH our backs to spread nasty lies about us to each other? All so you could get something out of it.

How you preyed on BOTH our insecurities to turn us against each other?

The reason I was desperate & lonely BTW, isn't because I was trying to "get in a relationship" you stupid jackass (I was dating Sonny at the time, but you wouldn't remember because you're selfish & only care about yourself) I was desperate & lonely because I had a really fucked up home life, & friends were the only thing I had! Something I THOUGHT YOU WERE!!!

It's really alarming to learn that you used BOTH of us, all to boost your INCREDIBLY low self esteem because you know how worthless you are & so does everyone else. Not even your "partner", who you falsely address as your wife, wants to be around you because you're miserable. You are a miserable person, with a miserable life, & a miserable relationship.

Furthermore, what the fuck kind of "knowledge" can you possibly have about a healthy relationship? You've dated, what? 2 people? One of which was a fucking predator. You were 15-16 Dating a nearly 30 year old man!!!

WHO ALSO DIDN'T WANT YOU!!!! HE GHOSTED YOUR ASS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

You're such a fucking leech, just so incredibly draining as a person it makes me dizzy. You live with your parents (Who you bitch about all the time, for god knows what reason because they are lovely & don't deserve that shit), you can't drive, you don't have a license, doubt you have a job, nearly 30 years old, you do NOTHING. You ARE nothing!

So I may be an asshole, I may be this or that, but at LEAST I'M NOT YOU!

I've got you figured out. You're nothing more than a big ego surrounding a fragile, miserable, existence that hinges on the adoration of those around you, & EVEN then you still aren't happy. You never will be, because it'll never be enough. You're just as ugly on the outside as you are inside, & it shows.

No wonder you & your "partner" keep having to make more & more accounts, because you burn every bridge you make, then REFUSE to take responsibility for your actions.

Next time you feel like making a crack at MY life, you should take a look at your's first.

~With love, Alex

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c0njidraws

Awe thank you @matsoukun ! I hope you don’t mind me mashing up those two ideas haha.

Bear in mind that I don’t take requests, but if you inbox something interesting, I may (or may not) draw it during my free time, like this one. Drawing fanart is a great stress relief for me after all.

Anyhow, here’s intern Rhys, programmer Jack and Angel ready for some bedtime snuggles.

[Commissions are also open] ~  *winkwonk*

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mirrorada

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