anyone still here...
“ SURE HONEY, you want yer slippers too? a evenin’ cock suck? a pot fuckin’ pie? “
‘ sure! s’long as you’re offerin’. ’ and he corkscrews either end of the paper into a nice, tight roll, of which he proceeds to smack heugh upside the back of the head with.
‘ be a hero and hand me that newspaper, wouldja? s’important. ’ | @trappmouth.
who wants a thing.
so, yeah, not hugely feelin’ clint rn. spending a lot more time over on my oc and my personal. catch me there.
“they’re calling this one...”
me: say it
“...the punisher”
me:
hey, i lied. i’m actually gonna spend the next day or so prepping for an oc and making the themes and shit i promised people. here’s a skype drop for mutuals to catch my (charlie day voice) sexy little ass.
so, yeah, looks like ears n’ eyes have finally shot me some leeway here to get back to writing. uh. i dunno what to really do about the eight or so drafts i owe because muse was kinda ker-plunked there for a while and i don’t really know how i feel about reviving those. so. if you wanna… start somethin’ new just… slap my ass and call me brother cletus
so, yeah, looks like ears n’ eyes have finally shot me some leeway here to get back to writing. uh. i dunno what to really do about the eight or so drafts i owe because muse was kinda ker-plunked there for a while and i don’t really know how i feel about reviving those. so. if you wanna... start somethin’ new just... slap my ass and call me brother cletus
The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing.
@luckdoubt
❝ do you think you could watch my, um … dog ?? not today, like. later this week. got a family trip, no dogsitterwilling to take the job, that sort of thing. ❞
‘ you kiddin’ me? i’m practically a dog connoisseur. no, wait, a canine-oisseur! HA! trust me, scott ----- i’m on this like white on a fly guy. ’
“What does the chef recommend?”
“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”
actual screencap of clint not getting picked first for civil war dodgeball