things to remember: short responses or no responses are usually due to low mood and intolerance for socializing. not because they hate you and would rather you disappear.
my new years resolution is to heal mentally & to get BOTH my tiddies sucked
I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute
I wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til I fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find I’m still in their arms
Wanna play with his hair and then somehow end up playing with his dick
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
my ideal age gap between my husband and i is one year (ideal) to three years (maximum) with him being older unless the partner is keanu reeves in which case I will have to overlook that 1000 year age gap for eternal happiness but he’s worth the sacrifice
destroy the idea that men are more down to fuck than women. have you met a girl in her twenties? she’s probably horny right now
me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf
do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own
Never not reblog.
On point
Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.
Live from Amsterdam
Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited
That’s fucking tight.
Me, about to watch Infinity War a second time :
2 minutes into the movie :
easy like sunday morning ☕️