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@getd0rky / getd0rky.tumblr.com

Don't mind me. I'm a chronic re-blogger, not much of a poster. When I do it's so quick you might miss it because I delete. I was never a good journal keeper.
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redcell6

An Ivy & Harley Christmas

Cutest Christmas Couple

illustrated by Valerio Buonfantino

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UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

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seperis

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

sirsbabybear

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

I’m legitimately going to make an account. Jokes aside, this sounds fucking neat

Pornhub never once let me down 😭😂😂

YESSSSS

@staff FUCK YOU

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mamma mia: here we go again (2018) is a bisexual’s worst nightmare on one side u have young bill just being fit as fuck and old harry being as gay and gorgous as ever and on the other side u have young donna seducing u with andante, andante and tanya giving u big milf strap energy i am going to combust

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this is hot

(it’s the leg choreo)

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voulezlou

Mamma Mia 2 is a great movie and here’s why:

- Lily James

- The Titanic moment

- Donna probably being queer

- Cher

- ”all men are pigs” ”yes we are”

- Pierce Brosnan making me cry after 20 minutes

- THE WHOLE DANCING QUEEN SCENE

- Josh Dylan aka young Bill

- TANYA

- ”it’s called karma and it’s pronounced ’HA!!’”

- waterloo scene

- harry is gay and an amazing human being

- MEN CRYING AND THAT’S OK

- there’s an after credit scene!!!! don’t miss it!!!

- rosie & bill<333

- feel sad? eat cake

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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 
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8ddict

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
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© VALERIO VINCENZO Website | Facebook | Twitter

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

I want to add something, but I’d just be restating what they said. I.. didn’t know peace and kindness like this was possible.

Wow. And here I am with my privileged mind thinking “who needs to see this? We all know this is how it goes” but I guess we don’t.

I do want to take the opportunity to say that living in the EU is a massive privilege. Yes, it costs money, yes a lot of things go wrong. But over 70 years of peace in an area formally known in history for it’s never ending wars is an incredible achievement and we have the EU to thank for that. Let’s not ever forget that our grandparents and their parents and their parents and so on for hundreds of years grew up in a hateful and unsafe Europe. We cannot compromise peace and democracy. Not for money, not for immigration bans. Nothing is worth more than what we have right now. These pictures, as the comments on this post show, are not ‘common everyday situations’, eventhough it can seem like it. Protect the open borders. Protect the EU.

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Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

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amuseoffyre

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”

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mrevaunit42

“Look, if it was up to me I would be sitting at home watching movies, eating fast food without a care in the world but my mom was very specific in her will and if I want my inheritance, I need to follow this plan to the letter. I don’t know what this guy did to her but man did she hold a grudge.” 

“I knew your husband, he was a good hero. He would have wanted you to keep doing good deeds in his stead—“

“Actually, he wanted me to finish his bucket list for him and robbing a bank is on there,like, fifty times.”

I can’t express how much I love this

“this won’t bring your wife back!”

“i know. i’m making sure she’s not lonely in hell.”

*gunshots*

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