Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

Jace Herondale to Imogen Herondale, City of Ashes (via infernalmortalquotes)

Watch: Lin-Manuel Miranda tops off John Oliver’s Puerto Rico segment with a rap for Congress.

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

note to self: read the books you’ve already got you ass

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

Consent is like a traffic light.

When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

When they say ‘go’, you go.

And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

MY truck.

I will run you over.

Alice Walker  (via mindlessmunkey)

This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time.

Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos

This is so beautiful!!!

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

Lmaooo

(x) My “If it fit I sit” cat pokemon series. 

#star wars#i stg this is the most millennial fucking movie look at these children#one of them rebelling against an oppressive system that seeks to reduce him to nothing but a number#conditioned to believe his only purpose is to be a cog in a machine#standing up and saying ‘no i am an individual and i can make my own  choices’#and the other one is a lonely isolated survivor who spends every day hoping for her family to come back#who ends up finding a family that she makes her own#completely out of their fucking depth#still managing to do the  right thing while mostly internally screaming ‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh’#they both get adopted by cool space parents who give them a sense of value and purpose#and the bad guy is the poster child for entitled white boys with no self control#there’s basically a canon poly relationship#and there’s fucking lightsabers#no wonder we love this shit (@racethewind10)