Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
Jace Herondale to Imogen Herondale, City of Ashes (via infernalmortalquotes)
In which Chris can’t find a suitable female lover for Steve. AKA: Maybe try on your right next time.
I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
note to self: read the books you’ve already got you ass
we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek
Consent is like a traffic light.
When they say ‘stop’, you stop.
When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.
When they say ‘go’, you go.
And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.
For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.
MY truck.
I will run you over.
Alice Walker (via mindlessmunkey)
This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time.
Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos
This is so beautiful!!!
Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly
The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL
Lmaooo
(x) My “If it fit I sit” cat pokemon series.