Help me Liz Lemon, you're my only hope!

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

Welp

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

sex omfg

#earfuck

i felt this throu my entire body

OH MY

Encore

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Ahh fuck this is too sick

One of my favorite things on tumblr

I love this

FUCKING FAV😍😍

vibes

its back

This is the type of love I want

#PresidentialDebate2016

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

one of my favorite jokes of all time

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus