like blitzball with guns

Bad brain day

middle of the month

checks out

LOTS OF REALLY WEIRD FEELINGS THAT IT WOULD BE INSANELY EMBARRASSING TO EXPLAIN TO MOST PEOPLE GOT EXTREMELY LOUD TODAY

Sprinting as fast as I can and rolling down the hill helped

the world needs to see this tweet

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

This cereal wants to fuck me.

my ver

I MUST DEFEND WOMEN ONLINE

I want to play a soulslike where the horny undercurrent of the bosses' elaborate instant kill attacks gets less and less plausibly deniable as the game goes on. Like, in the opening hours there might be a boss who turns you to stone with lurid panning closeups of your character's expression of frozen horror or whatever, and then by the 50% mark you're running into fights with shit like a thirty-second cutscene where the boss inflates you big and round. It's critical that it never actually tips over into outright porn, so that I can play dumb and act like the people who've picked up on the horny vibe are reading too much into it.

The best thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who clearly think that deniably fetishy instant kill animations are something I'm proposing should be added to soulslikes, rather than something that's already broadly present in the genre.

Commercial Voice: Rated E for Everyone.

Why is this edited to make it look like Star wars characters are talking

This shall not live in the tags

Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power

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Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

A 1996 issue of the Mexican Club Nintendo magazine contained a very curious image of Super Mario 64 that seemingly depicts an extremely widescreen view of the castle lobby, something that has been impossible in any official release of the game (though it has been made possible decades later with unofficial PC ports of the game based on community reverse engineering of the game's code).

The image was likely stitched together from at least three separate screenshots, though a remarkable level of effort has gone on part of the editors into masking where these points are.

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