never forget that it is canon that mycroft holmes literally sent an actual helicopter to pick up john watson in the middle of a field somewhere because sherlock holmes refused to put on any pants

I sometimes forget how you’re forced to be so legit and earnest to be taken seriously by the world when you’re younger. now i feel like id draw some stick figures and stride into the moma demanding they acknowledge and display them and then I’d turn that into performance art once they refused me

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

“why is sherlock so grumpy if he’s doing crazy stunts all the time” -my six year old sister

*does a backflip* but why doesnt john love me

the battersea station scene is actually ridiculous like

John: Sherlock never talks to you but always talks to me…. oh GOD, he must be in love with you

Irene: that literally makes no sense but I gotta say I’m lovin the conclusion

Sherlock: now you have to text back to show disinterest???? time to wish someone a happy new year I guess i s2g

WHEN DID GERMANY AND JAPAN UNITE

WW2

dude how far behind is ur livestream

Mycroft did basically beg John to marry Sherlock the first time he met him…. peak Mycroft antics 

me and sherlock are class action law suiting kinklo for making us think about mycroft’s feelings ever

i love mycroft. he just wants sherlock to get married to a trustworthy boy . let him be dramatic

asklfjsl sherlock darling, maybe not look at ur crush like that

kanye no offence but that you could literally pick up a bed that looks like that anywhere

Make homophobes watch John and Sherlock have sex 2k19

viva la pasty wrinkles humping

when you’re a leftist but you haven’t read any theory