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Soviet era switches

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Character doomed by the narrative shows Earth a plant.

I wonder why

get you a friend that loves hearing infodumps

I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand

griddlehark, in bed the kiss

Here is some Gideon art from last year!

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

please god i am so deathly sick of people saying like "how is this straight the writers are so dumb!" about literal actual gay media i don't know how to break it to you people but nbc hannibal is about two men who are attracted to each other. jennifer's body is about two women who are attracted to each other. i know you guys are used to only consuming captain america movies and the occasional mark zuckerburg biopic but there are writers who actually write gay people and they do in fact do so on purpose. you don't have to say "i can't believe the writers thought this was heterosexual" they literally did not

actually i cracked the code. you all are like this because you are biphobic

she says out loud with her mouth “i go both ways”

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

so i started watching peak

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

i posted it and then i heard it

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