meep.

“Britney’s in the wall”

Rosberg’s long, flowing blonde hair proved inspiration for then Williams team-mate Mark Webber, who began calling Rosberg “Britney” when in discussion with his engineers. This nickname stuck as Rosberg continuously got called Britney by the other formula one drivers.

The (Shipped) Gold Standard - Fall Out Boy

[ID: Discord messages from someone named Andskoti. There’s a knife emoji and a second message saying “It’d be an honour to die by your hand but I will not make it easy for you”. End ID]

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Petition for Nico to commentate every race at Sky, preferably with Jenson too

hometown hero!

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

this post went from 600 to 2400 notes in the time it took me to write 3 emails. i’m already terrified for what’s going to happen in there

k but also, as an addendum, the reason we study literary analysis is because everything an author writes has meaning, whether it was intentional or not, and their biases and agendas are often reflected in their choice of language and literary devices and so forth! and that ties directly into being able to identify, for example, the racist and antisemitic dogwhistles often employed by the right wing, or the subconscious word choices that can unintentionally illustrate someone’s bias or blind spot. LANGUAGE HAS WEIGHT AND MEANING! the way we communicate is a reflection of our inner selves, and that’s true regardless of whether it’s a short story or a novel or a blog post or a tweet. instead of taking a piece of writing at face value and stopping there, assuming that there is no deeper meaning or thought behind the words on the page, ask yourself these two questions instead:

1. what is the author trying to say? 2. what does the author maybe not realize they’re saying?

because the most interesting reading of any piece of literature, imho, usually occupies the space in between those questions.

Also, sometimes it has hidden meaning relating to how art was funded.  For example, Dickens never met an adjective he didn’t like because he was paid by the word.  Dumas included long and pointless dialogue because he was paid by the line.  Even stuff that was purposely included for dumbass reasons can teach us about the world the author lived in.

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

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This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it

Alpine and RB having drama with their driver pairings: "well you can't expect two drivers competing for a seat to work together perfectly when points are so difficult to get for the bottom five teams"

meanwhile Haas at every race this season so far:

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I think Logan Sargeant deserves to go feral for a few races. Just as a treat for how badly his team failed him this season.

on the topic of patience

dear kasama, jason magabo perez [x] / hunch, jay parini [x] / it happens like this, james tate [x] / you can't, maya abu al-hayyat [x] / keep a-pluggin' away, paul laurence dunbar [x] / that everything's inevitable, katy lederer [x]

f1 + txt posts = true 9.0