Headcanons: Sex Life Edition masterpost

madrpideas

specify muse, please!

∗ o1﹕ sender  tucks  hair  out  of  receiver’s  face . ∗ o2﹕ sender  offers  receiver  a  bite  from  their  fork . ∗ o3﹕ sender  places  their  feet / legs  in  receiver's  lap . ∗ o4﹕ sender  offers  receiver  an  earbud  to  share  their  music . ∗ o5﹕ sender  comforts  receiver  in  the  aftermath  of  a  nightmare . ∗ o6﹕ sender  gives  receiver  company  in  the  hospital . ∗ o7﹕ sender  wraps  their  arms  around  a  hysterical  receiver  to  calm  them . ∗ o8﹕ sender  shows  up  at  receiver’s  home  late  at  night . ∗ o9﹕ sender  falls  asleep  leaning  against  receiver . ∗ 1o﹕ sender  wields  a  [ gun / knife ]  at  receiver . ∗ 11﹕ sender  runs  their  fingers  through  receiver’s  hair . ∗ 12﹕ sender  invites  receiver  to  dance . ∗ 13﹕ sender  takes  a  [ picture / video ]  of  receiver . ∗ 14﹕ sender  places  their  head  in  receiver’s  lap . ∗ 15﹕ sender  and  receiver  make  eye  contact  across  a  busy  room . ∗ 16﹕ sender  pushes  receiver  against  a  wall  to  kiss  them . ∗ 17﹕ sender  and  receiver  cook  together . ∗ 18﹕ sender  comes  to  receiver  after  being  injured . ∗ 19﹕ sender  sits  in  receiver’s  lap . ∗ 2o﹕ sender  lifts  receiver's  chin ,  invoking  eye  contact . ∗ 21﹕ sender  overtakes  receiver  in  combat . ∗ 22﹕ sender  finds  receiver  [ injured / bloodied ] . ∗ 23﹕ sender  straightens  an  article  of  receiver’s  clothes . ∗ 24﹕ sender  crawls  into  bed  with  receiver . ∗ 25﹕ sender  rolls  their  eyes  at  receiver . ∗ 26﹕ sender  lights  receiver’s  [ cigarette / joint ] . ∗ 27﹕ sender  is  caught  wearing  receiver's  clothes . ∗ 28﹕ sender  strikes  receiver  with  a  pillow . ∗ 29﹕ sender  writes  a  note  on  receiver’s  skin :  [ note ] . ∗ 3o﹕ sender  wraps  a  blanket  around  receiver’s  shoulders . ∗ 31﹕ sender  runs  and  jumps  into  receiver’s  arms . ∗ 32﹕ sender  shoves  receiver  out  of  anger . ∗ 33﹕ sender  hovers  over  receiver’s  shoulder  as  they  complete  a  task . ∗ 34﹕ sender  is  found  by  receiver  somewhere  they  shouldn’t  be . ∗ 35﹕ sender  curls  up  against  receiver  in  their  sleep . ∗ 36﹕ sender  is  found  drunk  by  receiver . ∗ 37﹕ sender  throws  an  item  of  sentiment  bitterly  at  receiver . ∗ 38﹕ sender  joins  receiver  in  the  shower . ∗ 39﹕ sender  is  caught  following  receiver . ∗ 4o﹕ sender  traces  one  of  receiver’s  [ scars / bruises ] . ∗ 41﹕ sender  twines  their  fingers  with  receiver’s . ∗ 42﹕ sender  barges  into  receiver’s  home  unannounced . ∗ 43﹕ sender  kicks  receiver’s  shin  beneath  a  table . ∗ 44﹕ sender  aggressively  shoves  past  receiver . ∗ 45﹕ sender  kisses  receiver’s  [ forehead / cheek ] . ∗ 46﹕ sender  pulls  receiver  out  of  harm’s  way . ∗ 47﹕ sender  is  found  sobbing  by  receiver . ∗ 48﹕ sender  locks  receiver  out  of  their  room . ∗ 49﹕ sender  brings  receiver  [ coffee / tea ]  in  the  morning . ∗ 5o﹕ sender  rests  their  forehead  against  receiver’s . ∗ 51﹕ sender  plays  a  song  for  receiver  that  reminds  them  of  them :  [ song ] . ∗ 52﹕ sender  takes  a  [ punch / stab / bullet ]  meant  for  receiver . ∗ 53﹕ sender  buys  receiver  a  drink  at  a  bar . ∗ 54﹕ sender  needs  receiver’s  help  getting  in  the  bath . ∗ 55﹕ sender  and  receiver  cross  paths  in  the  kitchen  late  at  night . ∗ 56﹕ sender  twists  receiver’s  arm  behind  their  back . ∗ 57﹕ sender  winks  at  receiver . ∗ 58﹕ sender  is  found  collapsed  by  receiver . ∗ 59﹕ sender  prevents  an  injured  receiver  from  getting  up . ∗ 6o﹕ sender  claps  a  hand  over  receiver’s  mouth  to  silence  them . ∗ 61﹕ sender  cages  receiver  against  a  [ wall / the floor ]  with  their  arms . ∗ 62﹕ sender  storms  away  from  receiver  during  an  argument . ∗ 63﹕ sender  is  found  by  receiver  sleeping  in  receiver’s  bed . ∗ 64﹕ sender  [ applies / touches up ]  receiver’s  makeup . ∗ 65﹕ sender  throws  receiver  into  a  wall  during  combat . ∗ 66﹕ sender  dances  sensually  with  receiver . ∗ 67﹕ sender  strikes  receiver  across  the  face . ∗ 68﹕ sender  places  their  hand  on  receiver’s  leg  while  driving . ∗ 69﹕ sender  pulls  a  chair  out  from  under  receiver . ∗ 7o﹕ sender  catches  receiver’s  wrist  when  they  turn  to  leave . ∗ 71﹕ sender  leaves  an  intimate  mark  on  receiver . ∗ 72﹕ sender  beats  receiver  in  a  video  game . ∗ 73﹕ sender  and  receiver  stand  in  stunned  silence  after  a  fight . ∗ 74﹕ sender  cares  for  receiver  while  they’re  sick . ∗ 75﹕ sender  and  receiver  go  on  a  hike . ∗ 76﹕ sender  is  caught  snooping  in  receiver’s  things . ∗ 77﹕ sender  and  receiver  cuddle  while  watching  television . ∗ 78﹕ sender  throws  something  aggressively  at  receiver . ∗ 79﹕ sender  creeps  up  behind  receiver  to  scare  them . ∗ 8o﹕ sender  and  receiver  go  shopping  together . ∗ 81﹕ sender  helps  receiver  [ dye / style ]  their  hair . ∗ 82﹕ sender  draws  receiver  into  a  kiss  by  the  back  of  their  neck . ∗ 83﹕ sender  is  discovered  having  a  panic  attack  by  receiver . ∗ 84﹕ sender  accidentally  injures  receiver  during  sparring . ∗ 85﹕ sender  grabs  receiver  roughly  by  the  hair . ∗ 86﹕ sender  brings  receiver  to  their  knees  during  combat . ∗ 87﹕ sender  shows  receiver  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ∗ 88﹕ sender  winks  [ seductively / mockingly ]  at  receiver . ∗ 89﹕ sender  yells  at  receiver  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air . ∗ 9o﹕ sender  helps  receiver  patch  up  a  wound . ∗ 91﹕ sender  holds  receiver  as  they  cry . ∗ 92﹕ sender  silently  and  angrily  points  receiver  towards  the  door . ∗ 93﹕ sender  gestures  for  receiver  to  sit  down . ∗ 94﹕ sender  pulls  receiver  into  their  lap . ∗ 95﹕ sender  cradles  receiver’s  face . ∗ 96﹕ sender  tackles  receiver  out  of  the  way  of  danger . ∗ 97﹕ sender  has  hidden  an  injury  from  receiver ,  and  receiver  finds  out . ∗ 98﹕ sender  confronts  receiver  about  their  unhealthy  behavior . ∗ 99﹕ sender  proposes  to  receiver . ∗ 1oo﹕ sender  has  just  died ,  receiver  finds  out .

specify muse, please!

The Royal Roses 

Mixed Fall Out Boy starters

mariatheintern​:

Carlos nodded, looking at the scanner again.

“Same goes to you,” he told her. “I... there’s something going on right now. If you could, tell me if you notice anything strange or suddenly remember something. I’m going to have to run some more tests on the building...”

“You got it, Mr. Scientist,” Maria said with a little salute as she went on her way before stopping a few steps away. The young woman shook her head and turned around, walking back the other way.

“A long time!?” The woman sputtered, looking up at the man. “You’ve been gone for years and that’s all you have to say?!”

“What else can I say?” He asked slowly. He winced a little. “I mean, other than I’m sorry?—which I am, by the way. I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to be gone so long,” he was rambling now, cheeks darkening.

“I know! I know. I’m just really mad you were gone,” Maria muttered before hugging him tightly. “I missed you, idiot.”

“Ohhh, the mini baguettes and the geckos are hard to beat,” Maria commented as she kissed her cheeks and then her lips with a little giggle. “Maybe, just maybe, I can be a little late tomorrow.”

"What if I said I had some good news to tell you in the morning?" Vanessa couldn't keep still- her grin was threatening to overtake her face. "Some really, really good news?" It was almost about to spill from her lips but it wasn't quite ready yet. Just one more piece had to fall into place. "I'll even take you out to that new restaurant tomorrow~ You know, the one Cecil was talking about?"

“Alright, alright,” Maria said with a warm smile, kissing Vanessa again. “You’ve got me. We can go back to yours or we can stay here. I’ll get someone to cover me tomorrow.”

Three word sentence starters

1. “Grab my hand” 

2. “Don’t let go”

3. “Get back here!” 

4. “What is that?” 

5. “Where are we?” 

6. “Where is it?” 

7. “I love you”

8. “I hate you”

9. “How could you?” 

10. “I need help”

11. “Let me help”

12. “I can’t see”

13. “Don’t do it”

14. “I can’t stop”

15. “Will you stay?” 

mariatheintern​:

“Not sure,” Carlos said, eyes still on the meter. His face soured slightly since he didn’t see anything particularly alarming in the numbers.

He huffed softly, unhappy.

“I’m going to need to talk to Ceec... see if he’s heard anything,” Carlos admitted.

He then looked at Maria again and frowned. He couldn’t help it. She didn’t remember him. And there was a real fear that she might never remember him. Sure, their childhood was confusing with the hows and the whos and the mis-matching names, but... Carlos’ love for his sister was real. It scared him that that connection would never be the same again.

“Alright then,” Maria said, stepping around him, looking throughly weirded out. I’ll be in the intern office if you need anything, just get Cecil to text me.”

“A long time!?” The woman sputtered, looking up at the man. “You’ve been gone for years and that’s all you have to say?!”

Drawing based on this post by @bulkhummus, with their designs for Carlos and Esteban, because it was just too funny and too vivid a mental picture to not draw- Cecil is only not watching because he’s too busy looking for his headphones

A colorless illustration of Carlos the scientist and Esteban Palmer, at their kitchen table at breakfast. Esteban is clomping around in front of the table wearing Cecil’s headphones and brogue boots, which have heart designs as part of the leather. Both are comically large on Esteban. He has his arms crossed, and is announcing dramatically, imitating Cecil on the radio: “On the commUNITY CALENDAR, Monday has fire and lollipops, Tues…day …has pizza. and now… THE WEATHERRRR!!!” Carlos is seated at the table and heavily leaning on it as he laughs, looking to the left with a big smile and wiping away a tear with one finger. He says to Cecil, out of frame: “Cecil— WHEEZE- Cecil please, he’s like an itty bitty you, it’s hilarious-”

Carlos is a middle aged Latino man of medium build, with curly, grown out but not long hair, a full beard with two white stripes on either side, and notable arm and leg hair. He is wearing decorative bobby pins in his hair, a V neck shirt, pearl necklace, a plain lab coat, partially rolled up cargo pants, socks (one is slipping down), and hiking boots.

Esteban is a 3 or 4 year old boy with short hair who heavily resembles Carlos, and is wearing pajamas: a plain shirt and star patterned leggings.

The setting is a circular three-legged table and three chairs, two of which have round backs and curved legs, and back pads which are embroidered with flowers, birds, and stars. The third chair is a simple wooden high chair, which has the title “Esteban’s chair” and various animals, a sun, a heart, and a moon roughly carved into the back. There is a smaller message carved into the back of the seat: ♡, Uncle Steve. On the table are various dishes and cups, including a beaker-shaped mug by Carlos with the label: “lab safety violation mug.” /End ID]

oh how far we've come

My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.

mariatheintern​:

“Yeah, it’s a scientist thing,” Carlos said quickly. “Scanning stuff... getting numbers, writing them down... you know. Gotta catch ‘em all. The numbers, I mean.”

He made a note to capture some scorpion-tarantulas from the break room. He wasn’t an intern, so it should be fine. He needed to run tests on the venom. He needed to figure this out.

“Have you had any memory lapses?” he asked. It might have seemed like a stupid question considering the circumstance, but he wanted to know if there was anything Maria thought was odd.

“No, no memory lapses that I’m aware of,” she assured him, still looking over him with a rather dubious if curious expression. “Is everything alright? Nothing strange happening in town or anything?”

mariatheintern​:

“Yeah, me neither,” Carlos murmured, trying very hard to not sound annoyed. Or scared. Or...

He didn’t know how he sounded, honestly.

He pointed the TemRiDetec closer to Maria and moved it up and down slowly in a sweeping motion. “Personal question,” he warned, “but have you been reeducated recently? Or visited Radon Canyon? Or do anything particularly perilous in the recent past?”

“Ummm,” she stepped away slightly as he scanned her with the very strange device. “Do you often scan people you just meet? Is that a scientist thing?”

Why was Cecil’s husband so weird? She shook her head before clearing her throat, “The uh break room had a minor scorpion-tarantula outbreak but other than that no.”

mariatheintern​:

“It’s the TemRiDetc,” Carlos said. “I’m just running a couple of scans. I, um... had a sudden hypothesis.”

He looked back to her and, to be polite, forced another smile onto his face.

“But yeah, uh - Yeah, I’m that Carlos,” he said. “I pop in occasionally to have lunch with him... or call in so he can talk to Esteban he comes home.”

“Very cute, well he’s in his office or the sound booth, one of two.” Maria said, gesturing to the hallway. “Again so great to meet you finally. I can’t believe we never have run into each other.”