Assigned Peepaw By Email
First things first! I am:
- Kef-Meister. Always have been (though it's fine to call me Kef);
- an internet and Tumblr veteran;
- on Twitter and Mastodon;
- also old. Not old as balls, but "late last century" old (1985).
- a lurker; a Discord Mod and a Twitch Mod. [GO FOLLOW AND SUPPORT CLARA DOGFORD, THANK YOU]
Also, I: have a self-proclaimed PhD in Comedy; love the Metroid series way too much; adore me some TMNT; am multilingual enough for it to be impressive enough. :)
Peepaw?
- I'm too smart to be a himbo, but not buff enough to be a hunk. I'm not fictional enough to be a blorbo, I don't think. Peepaw it is.
- Actually, some lovely folks on The Blue Hell Gazette and beyond call me "peepaw", which I'll not try explaining because I'm not sure I understand it myself. I think it's a combination of a FNAF meme and being one of the older members in a slice of TMNT fandom. Shout-out to the TMNT Pit: "Here at The Pit, we give a shit <3". Thanks to The Pit I have a Turtle OC and his ?name? is Peepaw. Find him >here<, drawn by the talented Tired.
- In March 2024 I was erroneously added to an email chain started by a bunch of US company retirees who really wanted to gather together for a small reunion and "Wednesday's Lunch…". Because everyone kept hitting "Reply All", it took me the better part of that month to be removed from the email chain. I am assigned peepaw by email. They probably have accepted me as one of their own.
Also, also: My current views are my own, my old posts are made by Kef-from-many-years-ago and are not valid receipts. Do you even remember the stuff you've done many years ago? No. okay maybe you do when you try and get some sleep but that's a skill issue tbfh /lh Okay I love you, bye.