ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

do i know you...?

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

All of us right now:

DM: There's been a murder at this masquerade festival!

Rogue, OOC: I feel like there's a pun here but I can't think of it.

Rogue, OOC, a few minutes later: MASSACRERADE-

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead