me: just because its starting to get warm out doesn’t mean you have to day drink

also me, at 2:38 PM on a Tuesday:

the signs as jersey shore quotes

 aries: “the day i knew i loved you was the day you got punched in the face”

taurus: “i’m not the sharpest crayon in the box but hey, it’s not rocket scientist?”

gemini: “you have issues and i wish you would have told me this before i fell in love with you” 

cancer: “you dont come in on a sunday with a big banana and then expect everything to be peaches”

leo: “id send her a picture of my dick with a pack of gum and say “chew on this”

virgo: “i actually really like her. I mean sure she’s dirty and grimy and disgusting but she’s just? a nice person??”

libra: “he has a girlfriend? really? well he kissed my pussy last night so”

scorpio: “a leopard never sheds its stripes” 

sagittarius:  “have sex with an old man, steal a plant, get arrested. then do whatever, i guess.”

capricorn:  “is there a moon in this country?” 

aquarius: “…Pidgeon bitch #gayrights”

pisces: “please stop abusing our duck phone”

The Note Parallels

Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore (2009-2012)

This is still one of the best moments in recent TV history. So iconic.

lmfao me

mood

the jersey shore making a comeback as a meme is the best start to 2017 

Adriana La Cerva // 1.10 A Hit Is A Hit