oh yeah mr. krabs

I dreamt of a character that would be obsessed with keys and who could open doors wherever he was as long as there was a wall... Thought I might draw him!

HOORAY HOMESTUCK! Happy birthday to the webcomic that changed my life 😁🫶

Knowledge Revenge.

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

to see the future

If not boyfriend then why whileitmaynotbethemostcarefreeexperience,thereisnothingiwouldratherdothanwriteanewfuturewithyou.

chapter 76

that dragon guy

puppy nap

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

Does anyone want me

@the-critic-god-of-books

i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme

My daughter Clairitin's crunchwrap supreme combo meal was LITERALLY just laced with hormone replacement therapy by duplicitous Taco Bell skanks and youre calling this satire. Okay.

"stay still!" 🏛️🌱

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

i like them