My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the man next to me on the train who chatted cheerfully to pass the time when we got delayed. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

btw this is doubly true for the trans users, users of color, and activist users who've experienced so much difficulty in getting their voices heard here. And for the artists and writers who shared their work so generously, in good faith that sadly hasn't been repaid. You endlessly enrich Tumblr with your presence and I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this and make these tough decisions

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

turning this into a poll because i am just so beyond baffled right now.

ok follow up poll because i wasn’t clear enough it seems. please note that seeing fandom content is not the same as being an active participant in fandom

#goncharov (via @v-confused-212)

well, you've got us all there

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

And now it is :)

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

Some informal stats and experiences:

- I’d say 75ish% of the white houses I’ve been into in various is states have a “please remove shoes if you’re coming in any farther than the entryway” policy, but it’s more an Etiquette thing than a hard and fast rule

- ALL of them have a “No shoes on the furniture” policy and that is a hard and fast rule.

- I think we’re seeing a lot of “sometimes” because that rule is not a hard policy and it comes with a million exceptions like

So I think the general policy in white households in the US in my experience is “please remove shoes indoors but it’s not that big a deal, and there is a significant chance the floor is an actual hazard to bare feet ATM”

Paperbacks should be $1 and hardcovers should be $2

thighs

fries

burgers and guys

UC or ER?

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

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chakra is stored in the balls

Finally im seeing questions with the exact amount of niche absurdity that i want

@one-time-i-dreamt please confirm

yes

dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

think again motherfucker

i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now