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I'm the funniest person alive
Got hooked on pixiv fanart of these two doing old* man yaoiz and the demons wouldn't rest until I made this
(I made this entire thing without managing to watch a single episode of Boruto. My spirit is indomitable.)
THAT IS TOO HIGH OF PRAISE I DON'T DESERVE THAT
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
i also don't wish superpowers were real because i would be so pissed if i replied "mad because you fell for the illusion aren't you" and some guy with teleportation powers grabbed me and teleported me to the middle of the desert for ratioing him on twitter
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
cooking baking
you’re the only person who gets it
Bonus points if you reblog with the pet's name in the tags
you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!
i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea
by the way, tumblr has turned off asks on all of their staff blogs, so this is the only way to tell tumblr how you feel
everyone who sees this had BETTER do this. if they dont get enough feedback, theyre gonna kill our home. and the only way theyre gonna get enough feedback not to kill tumblr is if everybody does their part.
that includes you, the person reading this. dont let the bystander effect kill tumblr. i already did my part, its time for you to do yours.
•link will take you to the most RECENT CHAPTER THAT I HAVE READ•
Other If none of these fics appeal to you, please visit this lovely list of tags right here by the lovely Simpforgrass on ao3. i Will include other tag lists i find here as well :)
here
[🖤] I will not disclose any personal information about myself or engage in friendships so please don’t ask. However feel free to suggest more stories you would like to see or ask me about my opinions on a certain fic. I will put checkmarks by the ones i have read :)
[🏴]I do not read ship fics for minors unless they are strictly platonic and i don’t really think you could call those “ship fics” if they are just platonic but still. Seeing as everything on this list includes minors and people who have made it extremely clear what their boundaries are, anything violating these boundaries WILL NOT appear on a list at any point, so don’t ask.
[✔️]GIVE THE AUTHORS THE CREDIT PLEASE! I did not write all of these i have just put them in one place for myself to keep track of and for you to enjoy as well, obviously the authors are credited in the titles.
[☕️]Not really a rule but i really only read anything that’s c!BenchTrio-centric so if you want others things like DreamTeam or the Fiancés then please recommend some for me to include.
some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis
yeah okay steven universe blog
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
Today I found out one of my desk neighbors is Jewish, but hasn't been observant since his bubbe died.
He mentioned that he hasn't had matzo ball soup in years.
So I only have one choice.
There only was one choice.
And now to let it simmer for three thousand years
This is why you simmer for millennia. That golden color. The depth of flavor and rich mouth feel.
Tasting time
For anyone keeping track, my broth has been cooking for 25 hours now.
My matzo ball mix is in the fridge.
Soon, beloved, soon we shall feast!
Matzo balls triple in size when cooked.
Some broth set aside for later, and the finished product. A bowl of delicious goodness 30 hours in the making.
The Soup has been delivered. He was surprised and delighted.
His girlfriend has never had matzo ball soup, so he's taking a bowl home.
I gave him the second bowl that was potentially going to be my lunch.
I'll let you know if he eats it for lunch.
The girlfriend likes matzo ball soup.
Deskneighbor could taste the ginger I used, and said it was different than he was used to but very good.
He is a good Jewish boy, and washed the bowls and stacked them neatly on my desk before I came in today.
Thus concludes our soup story
inspired by this post, original images from this one
bonus:
