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“Each time you open a book and read it, A tree smiles knowing there’s life after death.” Maxine. 21. USA
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I was never a clintasha shipper but to this day I’m confused as to why avengers (2012) pointedly had natasha wear an arrow necklace just for avengers aou to introduce a surprise family for clint that was practically non existent in any/all comic canon

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Zuko: *visiting with his friends his second year as fire lord*
Assassin: *charges*
Zuko: *barely looking, disarms assassin before guards can get to it* well that was mildly annoying... anyway, so I was thinking-
Katara, forehead vein bursting: MILDLY ANNOYING?! Zuko, that guy tried to KILL you!!!
Zuko: *shrugging* yeah, happens all the time. *turns to guard* hey buddy, how many assassination attempts are we up to now?
Guard, significantly LESS amused and already planning yet ANOTHER security update, and seriously, its barely been a week since the last one...: 117, my lord.
Zuko: triple digits, huh. Anyway, *turns to the gaang* so what do you guys want for dinner?
The Gaang: okay cool, so that’s horrifying and we’re never leaving you again and someone’s gonna go write your Uncle now.
Zuko, with wide eyes (er, eye..): NO don’t bother Uncle!
Sokka: THAT’S what bothers you about this conversation?!!!
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there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

  • the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!” 
  • the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning
  • the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills
  • chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon
  • chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented 
  • not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!
  • and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

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my best friend re-taught me how to high-five people because apparently i hit "too hard" & "hurt others" but i am gentle now

-- Zuko, circa 113 A.G

my brain couldn't stop thinking about this so

  • Zuko & Azula used to high-five each other like it was a competition
  • i mean, it was a competition and the winner was whoever inflicted the most pain on the other
  • this would be normal sibling behavior if that attitude stuck to high-fives but as we know.... it didn't
  • but unlike all the other ways the Fire Siblings were pitted against each other growing up, the competition of high-fives was just between them
  • high fives were fleeting moments of competition and comradery judged only by themselves
  • so over the years as the siblings grew apart and were forced against each other, giving high fives was one thing that remained the same for them
  • like, Azula would see Zuko looking extra sad and thats not right because she wasn't the cause of it, so she says "high five looser" and they slap hands and she refuses to admit that it hurts and just calls him a weakling
  • but its fine. they don't hug anymore, not since mom left, but they have this
  • flash forward a few years to when Zuko joins the gaang
  • Zuko comes up with the idea to hide out at his family's old beach house on Ember Island
  • Sokka says 'nice thinking dude!' and holds out his hand for a high five
  • Zuko instinctually slaps Sokka's hand so hard he nearly takes his arm off
  • Everyone is like ???? 'why are you mad at Sokka???'
  • Except Toph, who is cracking up
  • Zuko doesnt understand the issue so he says 'wtf kind of high five was that, why didn't you hit back'
  • So Sokka & Katara demonstrate a normal high five thats just a friendly slap of the hands and Zuko is more confused
  • because it's become a sign of affection between him & Azula to hit their hands as hard as possible
  • and Katara & Sokka are siblings so.... ? what gives?
  • Aang explains that most people do not high five with this same competitive mentality
  • Zuko is like 'sounds fake but okay'
  • Then Aang patiently teaches Zuko how to nicely high five people
  • 'dont hit with your whole palm Zuko, here-' and 'dont wind up for the hit like a punch just bend your elbow-'
  • Toph disapproves of this
  • Her way of showing affection is exactly what Zuko is used to
  • So while he now gently and cautiously high fives the rest of his friends
  • Him and Toph slap each other's hands as hard as possible
  • It reminds Zuko of family. And its what Toph imagines family to be like
  • So it doesn't come as a surprise, years later, when Toph casually refers to him as 'her brother'
  • and then they high-five so hard it hurts and he thinks 'yeah. thats one of my sisters all right'
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it’s kind of hilarious how some people actually do think mcu tony would feel offended by the superiority of shuri’s intellect like?? first of all he immediately hit it off with bruce, who’s technically smarter than him in a bunch of areas according to some marvel fan ratings. he acknowledges steve as the chief battle strategy voice while in the field. he literally made pepper his boss. helen cho talked about her regeneration craddle to tony like “this is the future, your clunky metal suits will be left to dust” and tony was all “great! that is EXACTLY the plan” he’s out there funding university research and enabling the superhero dreams of teens he saw on YouTube and whose coding abilities actually already beat his own like what on earth made people start thinking tony “futurist” stark is intimidated by human progress

bruce: wait so you want me to help you do this thing

tony: no i want to help YOU do this thing! no one knows the thing better than you

people: tony stark!! hates all intellects!! that aren’t his!!

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bitchhh klaroline is endgame!! Ive waited since the beginning of this rollercoaster ride and i get to come back to my babies get the story they rightfully deserve !

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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

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i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

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