the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao
my new year’s resolution is to stop
*ernest hemingway shaking dice at a casino* come on, daddy needs a new pair of baby shoes, never worn
…he never replied 😕
fav drag
FUCK
Booooooy
you get that steering column on the correct side right now you dirty britbong
something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝
Today’s Inktober prompt: Characters from any cartoon series swapping animation design with characters from another cartoon series, and they’re all terrified (or at the very least, miffed) about it
(Deviated slightly from the prompt since Disney movies aren’t technically a cartoon series, but I kept imagining a miffed Louise Belcher drawn in Disney style and this idea was born)
HOLY… SHMOKES…
the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao
Happy Halloween! 🎃
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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao
a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that
PLEASE, WRITE MORE CRITIQUES OF COMEDY ONLINE, PERSON WHO HAS NEVER MADE ANOTHER HUMAN LAUGH