thanks google

thoogle.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks google’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

BEGONE BOT

This is still one of my favourite videos.

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

I’m very bad at keeping track of my own stats.  I have no idea how tall I am, how much I weigh, what my blood type is, or when’s my birthday

happy birthday

thanks i think

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is

Reversibility of fluid motion in glycerin

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

oh no i’m in love

Mas-mes-massa?-massashits! YeS

I love this man

Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…

Turn Your Sound On !!!!

@she-who-treads-on-water

If I understand correctly, these are ceramic bowls floating in a pool of water, possibly in a cave because it’s echo-y, and the clinking sound is them bumping into one another. Like wind chimes, but … water chimes?

yo, i saw this in person over the summer! it’s an art installation!

the piece is called clinamen v.2, created by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot and included as a part of the Soundtracks exhibit in the moma - i saw it in san fran, and this photo is from a showing in new york:

the exhibit is a large shallow pool filled with white ceramic bowls in varying sizes. the bowls are pushed around the pool by a gentle current, and the sound created as they hit each other is somewhere between a wind chime and a haunted bell.

i sat there for a solid ten minutes just watching the bowls move around while listening to the sounds they made. it was absolutely hypnotic…

Soundtracks runs in the san fran moma until january 1st 2018, and i absolutely recommend going if you can. many of the exhibits play with sound in 3D spaces, and there are some truly wild contraptions on display.

haunted bells

reba trying to say ice

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

I’m crying

oh my god he was a crybaby

You are what you eat.