someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

i think its the garlic

its the garlic

yuh

1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

me: *spends $3″

me: 

(x)

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

Carbs? Love her

ME X1000