“Do you mean great at something in specific?”
“I was going for a broad everything--but I can definitely get nice and specific if you want.”
“Not as good as you,” he coos out, ignoring her compliment.
With a small pout Haly reached up to light rap three fingers against his chest. “Nope, you have to accept a compliment before you’re allowed to return them.”
Steven Universe Angst Meme RP
- “Sweet girl.”
- “Did you suck his cock?”
- “The only person standing in your way is you.”
- “I just want to be perfect.”
- “I felt it.”
- “What did you do?”
- “You put something in my drink.”
- “You just took off in the morning.”
- “You fantasized about me!”
- “Did you have...
"Cute. I don’t suppose you’ve made any attempts at either? Perhaps an ‘accidental’ brushing of the back of your hands? Or giving them cured Hala leather as a gift.”
“Heh, yeah a bit--I thought about giving Cadri a rabbit’s foot but I don’t know if she’d be weirded out by it or not. I’m not really sure what the big guy’s into but he seems about as roughed up as I am so I’m thinking maybe some joint balm--Or is that too forward?”
The Devil’s Carnival [Sentence Meme]
adjust pronouns and such as needed
- “A rebel in Hell—how original.”
- “Though those grapes look green hanging down from Heaven’s vine!”
- “Take only what you need? Well, I need it all!”
- “Where is your little son lost, ___?”
- “Who’s a guy gotta mystify to get in on tonight’s action?”
- “Need I remind you of the rules?”
- “Our guests have arrived, sire.”
- “Welcome to my gates, you gay and lucky souls!”
- “You can’t help but fall for my humble hole.”
- “I serve ordinary sinners and extraordinary ones!”
- “Bring your brothers! Bring your fools! And daughters if you’ve got ‘em, they’re a lot of fun.”
- “Bring the whole damn family cause my belly’s never full.”
- “Run, little blind mice, scurry down the trail.”
- “I’ve bedtime tales and fables for your greedy hearts!“
- “How they end depend on how you play your part.”
- “Unfortunately, how you played your part has got you here.”
You have all of one ask to completely shatter my character. Make it count.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS KEEPITTHEHELLOVERTHERE AND FREEZIN’S TOO GOOD A DEATH FOR IT SQUISH IT ALREADY SWEETS BEFORE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK
FINE BUT YOU NEVER GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY OF MY PETS EVER AGAIN. EVER.
YEAH AND YOU’RE SINGLE
IT’S A SPIDER CADRI. IT PROBABLY CAME HERE IN SOME CRATE IT WILL PROBABLY DIE OF COLD ONCE IT GETS OUTSIDE
RELOCATING IT??? YOU’RE GIVING IT A CHANCE TO REGROUP. YOU’LL BE SORRY WHEN IT SHOWS UP AND ASSASSINATES ME IN THE NIGHT. IT’LL SHOW UP WITH ITS SPIDER BUDDIES. STRIKE TEAM OPERATION. THEY’RE CONNIVING LITTLE SHITS SWEETS I AM BEGGING YOU KI L L I T
YOU ARE A CHILD, CADRI. AN INFANT.
Reblog this with your muse's 'So done with this shit' face
I SEE HOW IT IS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CHOSE THE SPIDER
I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE SPIDER BUT I’M JUST RELOCATING IT
OTP ask meme that needs to exist
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
- Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
- Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
- Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
- Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
- Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
- Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
- Who laughs more during sex?
- WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Sweets I am deathly serious right now it’s me or the spider
that spider never hurt you Cadri it just wants to live it’s little spider life
I’m getting prettier every minute. every second and nobody can stop me
He chuckles, licking up the whipped cream around his lips, but not getting all of it. “You do seem to know your shit.”
“Mhmm, I’m pretty much the authority on it here at Skyhold. And you,” She reached up and wiped what was left of the cream away from his lips--having to stand on her tip toes to do so, “Are very adorable.”