Breaking hearts and gender roles since 1999

I’VE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER, NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE HAPPY OCTOBER 3RD

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

“who could scroll past this” me

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

Dear Penguins:

WHAT THE HELL.

i’m given to understand this post is about hockey but i saw it on my dash and just thought it was a a long-suppressed bitter rant over the incomprehensible existence of flightless birds

Tell me I’m a bad man, kick me like a stray. Tell me I’m an angel, take this to my grave.

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much

list of things she did: 1. that

she really did!

yes mami

PLEASE WATCH